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#1
I was at this kickass halloween parrtyy and these two smokin hot chickies come up to me and ask me if i wanted to come to this other party with them. it was only $10. i payed $5 to get in this one. they also said they'd have their shirts off. (they were only wearing bikinis)


and i refused


what's wrong with me, pit? i don't think i'm gay..
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#2
You're just shy and you need confidence.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#5
It's probably just a self-defense mechanism because you're afraid your inexperience will reveal your true persona.

Nah just kidding. You're gayer than a handbag full of rainbows.
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#6
Quote by Kensai
It's probably just a self-defense mechanism because you're afraid your inexperience will reveal your true persona.

Nah just kidding. You're gayer than a handbag full of rainbows.

Agreed. Gayer than two unicorns having gay sex on top of a rainbow.

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#7
Quote by Zero-Hartman
Agreed. Gayer than two unicorns having gay sex on top of a rainbow.

Gayer than two elton johns on top of two unicorns having gay sex ontop of a rainbow. Also the rainbow is gay.
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#9
Gayer than two Elton Johns having man on man anal sex on top of two unicorns having gay sex ontop of a rainbow with Wham! playing in the background. Also the rainbow is gay.

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#10
Quote by Zero-Hartman
Agreed. Gayer than two unicorns having gay sex on top of a rainbow.


On top of a gay rainbow, amirite?
#11
Quote by Zero-Hartman
Gayer than two Elton Johns having man on man anal sex on top of two unicorns having gay sex ontop of a rainbow with Wham! playing in the background. Also the rainbow is gay.

That's a little to far.
#14
Quote by Kensai
Gayer than two elton johns on top of two unicorns having gay sex ontop of a rainbow. Also the rainbow is gay.


Gayer than the perverted Jonas brother filming the two eltons johns on top of the two gay unicorns having gay sex on top of the gay raindbow.But which brother is it?
Also,the video Camera is gay.
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Everyone just jumps on the bandwagon and gives the same advice in these situations. You know what? I'm going to be different. Call the firemen.
#15
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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Last edited by Neo Evil11 at Oct 24, 2009,
#18
Quote by Kensai
Gayer than two elton johns on top of two unicorns having gay sex ontop of a rainbow. Also the rainbow is gay.

Gayer than Kensai

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#20
maybe because it didnt happen?
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#21
Because you are a sex offender and it isn't nearly as fun when they actually want it.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#23
just didnt have ten bucks? that happens 2 me alot...
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I''d congratulate him.

To be fair, he's done amazingly well to punch my hand when it's usually in my pocket.
#24
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At least this thread is not gay.



You just made it gay
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I hate math...

Dude, i came here to learn sex, not math.

Uncool.
#25
Quote by So-Cal
Your not gay you just didnt want to pay $10 for two smokin hot chicks.


yeah, you're just a jew, that's all.
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I would join in and make it an orgy, f*cking my father up the ass while he gives it hard to my sweet little pumpkin, culminating in me cumming all over his bearded face.


...is that what you wanted to hear?

#26
TS, I bet you used that $10 to buy lollypops...Rainbow coloured lollypops.


And then you had sex with them.
#27
what were these chicks doing at the gay bar in the first place?
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#28
Quote by schizo83
Maybe you were at your gf's party?


TS obviously doesn't have a girlfriend
#30
This didn't actually happen and you're just trying to show off by saying you got spoken to by hot women?

Who we know don't really exist, it's all a media ploy played on pit monkeys to make them fap more...
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#35
Congratulations. You will wonder about this moment for the rest of your life. "What if..."

I speak from experience.
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#36
Quote by 'Leviathan'
You know how I know you're gay? You turned down a party invite from two hot chicks.

You know how I know you're gay? You like Coldplay.

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youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#37
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You know how I know you're gay? You like Coldplay.


You know how I know you're gay? You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says; "I like balls... when they're in my face."
#39
Quote by EmancipatedSoul
Makes no sense in the context of the thread.
If you try make a joke; make sure it makes sense first.


Wow, has your cat just died or something?
#40
Quote by Moggan13
Wow, has your cat just died or something?


that's what she said
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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