Poll: Which of these things would you rather do?
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View poll results: Which of these things would you rather do?
Incest(having sex with brother/sister)
19 30%
Pedophaelia(having sex with little girls/boys)
27 42%
Necrophaelia(having sex with dead corpses)
11 17%
Bestiality(having sex with animals)
4 6%
Coprographia(having sex/eating human feces)
3 5%
Voters: 64.
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#1
Answer honestly now, children.

Probably incest for me.

EDIT FOR CLARIFICATIONS:

Pedophaelia = under 10.

Incest = only immediate family, no cousins or anything.

Necrophaelia = dead for a week and a half, body isn't mutilated
Last edited by guitarhero_764 at Oct 24, 2009,
#2
Do you have a list? Isn't swearing an obscenity?

EDIT: Beat the poll, sorry.

DOUBLE EDIT: I don't even want to pick one.
#6
Incest with deceased young family members followed by eating their feces and raping their dog.
#7
necrophilia


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#8
Wait...


...for the pedophilia option, how young are we talking?
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#14
Pedophilia with a 17 year old.

...

I'm so smart.
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#16
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12 and under.



I know a 13-year-old that I would totally bone, and I probably would've boned her a year ago too, so I vote pedo.
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#17
Quote by guitarhero_764
12 and under.



pedophilia is just sex with under the age of consent?
so you're wrong?
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#18
Yeah, I'm 16 so I'd rather bang a 12 year old then a dog, my 8 year old sis, a dead chick, or eat shit.
#19
Quote by ilovepepsi
pedophilia is just sex with under the age of consent?
so you're wrong?

FOR THIS THREAD THE DEFINITION IS CHANGED SO IT ISN'T 1000000x BETTER THAN EVERYTHING ELSE MMKAY?

Also I'm changing the definition again to 10 and under.
#20
How long have the corpses been dead lol?
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#21
Quote by guitarhero_764
FOR THIS THREAD THE DEFINITION IS CHANGED SO IT ISN'T 1000000x BETTER THAN EVERYTHING ELSE MMKAY?

Also I'm changing the definition again to 10 and under.



im changing the definition to a fetus
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I don't want to go into detail but it involves my girlfriend, a condom and 10 seconds.

If anyone sigs that I shall be most irritated
#22
The definition of pedophilia is having sex with a prepubescent child. Don't try to twist the definition, all of you who are saying "sure, I'd have sex with a 15 year old".
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#23
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pedophilia is just sex with under the age of consent?
so you're wrong?

Uh. Nope.

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As a medical diagnosis, it is defined as a psychological disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a sexual preference for prepubescent children.

#25
How about ... No.
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#26
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What is...how...I don't even....

ahhh **** it

*leaves thread*


My initial reaction as well.
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#28
Even if it's a 10 year old......... that's still slightly better than all the other choices.
#30
Uhm the majority of the votes being pedo is rather disturbing x_x
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#33
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Are you serious? How is this breaking any rules?


Honestly, I agree. This is one of the few thought-provoking threads in the Pit right now.
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#34
I Can't choose between Beastiality, Pedophilia and Incest!
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#35
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I Can't choose between beastiality, Pedophilia and Incest! They all turn me on soooooooooo much!

FIXED
#36

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#37
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I Can't choose between beastiality, Pedophilia and Incest!

Someone sig this
#38
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FIXED


EXACTLY!


I could just combine all three and screw my 10 year old sister and the dog at once?

brb.
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#39
How dead would the corpse be? If it was a reasonably attractive girl who'se recently died, just being a bit pale and still, not some decayed yellow bits hanging off a skeleton, I think that one.

EDIT: In fact I don't think there'd be enough traction to really commit necrophelia with a skeleton. It would be like trying to fuck a doorway.
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Last edited by whalepudding at Oct 24, 2009,
#40
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How dead would the corpse be? If it was a reasonably attractive girl who'se recently died, just being a bit pale and still, not some decayed yellow bits hanging off a skeleton, I think that one.

EDIT: In fact I don't think there'd be enough traction to really commit necrophelia with a skeleton. It would be like trying to fuck a doorway.


There's still holes in a skeleton. Use your imagination.
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