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#1
http://www.chartattack.com/news/75999/rammstein-box-set-comes-with-dildos-handcuffs-lube

Nothing says "I thought really hard about your Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa gift" more than a Rammstein box set complete with six dildos, "industrial-strength" (get it?) handcuffs and lubricant.

That's the special package (har har har) Rammstein have put together with their box set for upcoming new album Liebe Ist Fur Alle Da (Love Is For Everyone). This is the point where you say, "Oh, so they meant that kind of love..."

What's more, the six dildos are shaped to reflect the size of each band member's schlong. Y'know, just in case you needed to know how big Till Lindemann's wang is.



I mean, really?
Really really?
What?
#3
That's shock media for you. That and Germans are weird fucks.
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#7
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Not really new, but not really old either.

Regardless, i'm buying it.


I wonder how many creepers are looking it up on eBay right now.
Guy creepers, just to compare sizes.
#8
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#13
be epic if 6 months after the release they said' those 6 dildos, they were modelled on the bands pieces. The band have now ****ed your gf/wife. duuu hast duu hast meich'
Been in Japan since August, no fucking money left!
#16
Quote by GaijinFoot
be epic if 6 months after the release they said' those 6 dildos, they were modelled on the bands pieces. The band have now ****ed your gf/wife. duuu hast duu hast meich'

It says that they are.
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So what? I wasted like 5 minutes watching DaddyTwoFoot's avatar.


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#17
I just want to know, who the hell in the Marketing Department gave them the okay for that...


Because i must shake this persons hand...

or breasts
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#18
Quote by DaddyTwoFoot
It says that they are.

haha oh really? shit
Been in Japan since August, no fucking money left!
#19
Quote by LexxyThirteen
I wonder how many creepers are looking it up on eBay right now.
Guy creepers, just to compare sizes.


You never know until you've already bid on it
#21
Quote by GaijinFoot
haha oh really? shit


Yep.
What's more, the six dildos are shaped to reflect the size of each band member's schlong. Y'know, just in case you needed to know how big Till Lindemann's wang is.
#23
Well that's the last straw, I already thought that Rammstein were pretty shit, and now I'm gonna delete my stuff of theirs. Bloody oath...
#25
Quote by kenan6346
Well that's the last straw, I already thought that Rammstein were pretty shit, and now I'm gonna delete my stuff of theirs. Bloody oath...


\_/
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#26
3 and 4 have some weird looking dicks. And whoever 6 is almost has a chode.

50 Cent beat them to it anyway.
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#28
Haha. Their new filmclip is, well, interesting to say the least.
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#30
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Haha. Their new filmclip is, well, interesting to say the least.


It was interesting to my penis.
#31
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It was interesting to my penis.

Glad to see someone got the meaning
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#32
So where's the box-set for us guys?

Straights guys. Obviously.
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#33
I'm suprised and relieved that this didn't turn into a pun thread instantly. Although I might have jinxed it now..
you still have zoiiidbeeeerg
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#34
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I'm suprised and relieved that this didn't turn into a pun thread instantly. Although I might have jinxed it now..

Would've been typical if just because you said so someone came in and dildoed it up.
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#35
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Would've been typical if just because you said so someone came in and dildoed it up.
wow. That was awful.
you still have zoiiidbeeeerg
(V) (;,,;) (V)
YOU ALL STILL HAVE ZOIDBERG
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It's more shocking to see Tom dressed at all.
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I don't think I've ever actually seen him clothed.
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#36
Member Of The Australia FTW! Club. PM Alter-Bridge or The_Random_Hero to join. Australians only.

I Play the Bagpipes.

they actually are a pleasant instrument.
#37
I mean after their last music vid I thought I was done having to see their dicks, but now they come out and release this.


I never wanted to know what was in their shorts in the first place -_-
#38
Quote by Kensai
So where's the box-set for us guys?

Straights guys. Obviously.


ahahaaa

sex dolls for all!

#39
Quote by Kensai
So where's the box-set for us guys?

Straights guys. Obviously.


I don't think they have vaginas to make replicas.
No muerde, no calla
Sin sangre no hay arte
Nada ni nadie
De nada más

#40
Quote by 'Leviathan'
It was interesting to my penis.


Wow... i honstly thought you were a girl this entire time.
Drop the gun, try to shake, away the blindfold from your eyes.


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