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As you may know I made a thread the other day about my mother putting child protection software on my computer that monitored everything I do. Well look at this





Is this a joke? Or is this real?

I am fvcking scared.
#4
Its a joke. The guy made a thread and I think got banned.
There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.


Resistance is victory.


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Do not sit idly by.
#7
Z_cup_boysmother...please leave her alone, SHE IS NOT LOOKING AT PORN.
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#8
Simone Simmons

Nah, it's legit. Seriously, stop looking up black midget amputee porn. It's not good for your eyes.
#11
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#12
It's a fake, but I won't laugh. It's perfectly reasonable to be afraid, and from what I hear, this doesn't seem much out of her character.
#13
Quote by Z_cup_boy
I really hope so. What a cruel joke

It was, the guy made a lame thread about you being a lesbian and it got closed before I could even post in it.

Here's the thread they made. Obvious troll.
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1220126&highlight=lesbian
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If you are thinking, you are winning.


Resistance is victory.


We are building up a new world.
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Last edited by Fenderhippie69 at Oct 24, 2009,
#16
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Hey look, it's me.


Try to add me again. I got so scared I rejected all the invites.
And my father had little knowledge this software was on my computer - although my mom apparently mentioned it once but he forgot about it.
#17
Quote by Z_cup_boy
Try to add me again. I got so scared I rejected all the invites.
And my father had little knowledge this software was on my computer - although my mom apparently mentioned it once but he forgot about it.


#18
OH MY GOD IT IS HER. SHE POSTED THIS.
"I'm very disappointed in you Melody, I can't believe you would talk about personal problems with complete strangers but not your own mother. I'm very disappointed"
I AM GOING TO HAVE A FIT.
#19
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It's fake. I'm your real mother.


no, I'M your REAL mother!
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#20
Quote by Z_cup_boy
OH MY GOD IT IS HER. SHE POSTED THIS.
"I'm very disappointed in you Melody, I can't believe you would talk about personal problems with complete strangers but not your own mother. I'm very disappointed"
I AM GOING TO HAVE A FIT.


It isn't her, it's some random UGer ****ing with your mind, calm down.
#22
Quote by Z_cup_boy
OH MY GOD IT IS HER. SHE POSTED THIS.
"I'm very disappointed in you Melody, I can't believe you would talk about personal problems with complete strangers but not your own mother. I'm very disappointed"
I AM GOING TO HAVE A FIT.

Fine.

Ignore my post.

I was just trying to help.
There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.


Resistance is victory.


We are building up a new world.
Do not sit idly by.
#23
Quote by Fenderhippie69
Fine.

Ignore my post.

I was just trying to help.


SHE KNOWS MY NAME. ITS HER. I KNOW ITS HER.
#24
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no, I'M your REAL mother!

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#25
Quote by Z_cup_boy
OH MY GOD IT IS HER. SHE POSTED THIS.
"I'm very disappointed in you Melody, I can't believe you would talk about personal problems with complete strangers but not your own mother. I'm very disappointed"
I AM GOING TO HAVE A FIT.

Yeah, because she wouldn't have approached you about it IRL already.
Are you doing this for the lulz?
#26
Quote by Z_cup_boy
Try to add me again. I got so scared I rejected all the invites.
And my father had little knowledge this software was on my computer - although my mom apparently mentioned it once but he forgot about it.

He might know what she'd use as a password.

Or, you could system restore? There's loads of ways to fix that problem.
#27
Quote by Khromium
Yeah, because she wouldn't have approached you about it IRL already.
Are you doing this for the lulz?


I dont live with her and I hardly talk on the phone with her. She'd do something like this if she put monitoring software on my computer.
#30
You've probably posted your name somewhere on the site before. If your mom is too paranoid to trust you with having the internet unmonitored, she's probably the same type who thinks that putting your real name on it is a sure-fire ticket to a stretched asshole.
Get baked, study theory.

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#31
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what's pron?


EDIT: i googled it, you guys are gross.


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#34
Quote by Z_cup_boy
I dont live with her and I hardly talk on the phone with her. She'd do something like this if she put monitoring software on my computer.

Then system restore your computer, and get a restraining order on the bitch.
#36
Quote by Z_cup_boy
Yes. She would. She is like that. She isn't tolerant of gay people.

Think of it this way, she hasn't said your last name...so odds are she might be a fake. Don't give this troll hints about your last name.
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#37
Quote by Z_cup_boy
SHE KNOWS MY NAME. ITS HER. I KNOW ITS HER.


Don't a lot of us know your name? It's definitely just some UGer screwing with you.
#57 in UG Top 100 2010!

I really ought to get my username changed...
#39
I'm actually starting to believe Z_cup_boy, I remember in her thread a lot of people were saying to go to porn sites so her mom would think she's gay or something like that.

Either that or Z_cup_boy is an amusing troll.
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