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Hey UG

So for New Years I'm heading to a 3 day music festival here in NZ called PHAT 10. I need some creative and unexpected ways to sneak alcohol in, ie places to hide it in my car. Possible ideas are...

- Fill the tank that holds water for the window-washer-squirting thingies on the bonnet with spirits.

- Inside the door panels, though apparently this is common.

So has anyone got any genius ideas they would care to contribute?
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Up your anus.

Also, they hardly check your bag at the ones I've been to. They open the top bit and have a quick poke around.

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Get a really big tophat and hide it there. Get a monocle too to make it look congruent and inconspicous.
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Up your anus.

Also, they hardly check your bag at the ones I've been to. They open the top bit and have a quick poke around.


From what I hear they are quite thorough at this one unfortunately
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#8
They usually only the main pocket of your bag from my experience. Just put it in a smaller pocket, or wrap the bottle up in a few jumpers or a sleeping bag or something like that.
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From what I hear they are quite thorough at this one unfortunately

Ahh that sucks then. It's a 21 age limit in NZ isn't it?

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Regurgitating a bottle just to drink it again seems pointless.

Instead,drink 3 days worth of alcohol on the way there. You can't lose!

That's what I was suggesting.
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Ahh that sucks then. It's a 21 age limit in NZ isn't it?


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You could hide it the footwells of your car, most cars have carpet that isn't secured down (for reasons i dont know why), could just lift that up and store it under there, it's too dark to see any small bumps, and i doubt they'll check where your feet have been for years :P
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Do they actually check any bottles you bring in? Couldn't you just get a crate of drinking water bottles and replace the water with a clear liquor?

Or if they do check them they won't look them all, so have the bottom layer alcohol and put real water on top.


Hrmmm...hiding a tree in a forest so to speak. I like it...
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#16
Under your back seats.
Seriously, my old car had so much space under the backseats I hid a body there for 3 months and no-one knew about it.
I blamed the smell on my friends.
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Take the soft packages out of cartons of wine, wear a big raincoat and pin them inside so they feel like padding.
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#18
rolled up in a tent/sleeping bag
vodka in water bottles then glue the lid things together (if you get what i mean)
in the pannel under the steering wheel
if your car has a spare tire in the back you can put some under that or let the tyre down and put inside it.
bring some spare shoes and put a can in each one
put a big tool box in the back and stash some in there, lock it and say you have no key so they cant check it.
inside an acoustic guitar
cut the back of your seats and shove it in nice and deep like, then put a seat cover over the top.
up your ass
up your friends ass
or bribe them to let you take it in
#19
in the glovebox, there is no chance in hell they'll ever chack there....


orrr cover the glove box in duck tape and if they question say, oh its broken and falls off if the tape is removed

#22
Take an esky in the boot of your car, but dont put alcahol in it, instead, cut open the spare tire and hide spirits in it.

Thats what I've done personally. (and by I've i mean my dad did and I was in the car lol)
But It works cause they dont check it.

Also, Esky = Cooler = Icebox = Portable Ice filled top loading insulated box.
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hide in itself a fake pair of binoculars like in the final destination
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Shut the F*** UP Buzz Killington
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Haha, you're funny.
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You dont need alcohol to have a merry time!

You're right!

TS, pack some weed.
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#29
Surgically implant it in a dog. When you have entered the festival, eat the dog, and drink the booze. Admittedly you might have a problem when the dog trots past security with a vague sloshing noise.
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You're right!

TS, pack some weed.


Will do

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Surgically implant it in a dog. When you have entered the festival, eat the dog, and drink the booze. Admittedly you might have a problem when the dog trots past security with a vague sloshing noise.




Thanks for the replies guys! Considering the spare tyre thing...
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#31
Cut a hole in a cheap acoutsic guitar? Guitar case?

Edit: Lol, An acoustic has a whole is it already...
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Someone's never been to a festival.
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I keep captain morgan in the green tea sobe bottles, colors a little off but nobody notices, plus a fifth almost fits perfectly in one; coincidence? I think not
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we would put vodka in any bottle sprite, mt dew, anything that was clear
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You poor poor person. Hopefully one day you'll become less boring.


Sigh. There are few things in the life of a young adult better than excessive drinking with friends, good music and probably some other substances too. For 3 days straight no less. Try it sometime!
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