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#1
I'm in PA and have $32. Right now I'm thinking shiner bock again, but convince me to try something else. You only turn 21 once...
#2
From my experience, American beer sucks, but then again I've not tried the microbreweries, and we only get the common mass-produced stuff over here.

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#3
I would buy myself a proper full strength ale or 10. Then again i'm british...

EDIT: do you even know what an ale is? do they exist over there? (NB it's not guiness)
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#5
Get water. Its the shiz.
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#6
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Get loads of milk.

Whole milk? Dude I didn't try that until I was 23. It's pretty strong.
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#7
They charge over $3 for a bag of ice. Their water prices would be astronomical, so I'm sticfking to beer. I have a keg of lionshead and bottles of knights head white ale, but I want to try something new.
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Whole milk? Dude I didn't try that until I was 23. It's pretty strong.


Pansy, I grew up on milk straight from the cow. Then it got banned because some dumbass bitch died.
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#9
Give the money to charity. Whats better? Going to heaven, or getting drunk off cheap alcohol? I think the answer is obvious.
#10
get some IPA or try some ner budweiser concoction or just get as much cheap beer as possible, no need to remember turning 21
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#12
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Whole milk? Dude I didn't try that until I was 23. It's pretty strong.


Pffft, I've been drinking it since I was born!

Jersey full cream milk. Now that's what the bad boys drink!

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#13
Why don't you have whole milk and alcohol?

That's a pretty rad combo right there.
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get some IPA or try some ner budweiser concoction or just get as much cheap beer as possible, no need to remember turning 21



No.


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#15
i have to say newcastle brown ale. dave mustaine drinks it so you must be able to get it over in america.
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#16
Carlsberg ****in' Special Brew, Or Hen's Tooth ale. British is best mate.
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#17
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Pansy, I grew up on milk straight from the cow. Then it got banned because some dumbass bitch died.


Did she choke on one of the teats?

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Pffft, I've been drinking it since I was born!

Jersey full cream milk. Now that's what the bad boys drink!


Really? I fully creamed on a guy from jersey once.
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#20
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i have to say newcastle brown ale. dave mustaine drinks it so you must be able to get it over in america.



Jesus christ. GTFO. I'd rather drink shit.
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Why don't you have whole milk and alcohol?

That's a pretty rad combo right there.


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#24
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i have to say newcastle brown ale. dave mustaine drinks it so you must be able to get it over in america.


Newkey Brown? Get the fuck out with that piss water Geordie ale.

Go for Hobgoblin, or anything else brewed by Wychwood, if you can find it. I know they export to Americaland, but not sure how much.
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#25
what the hells wrong with newky brown?

ok then what about other real ales like old peculiar?
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#26
Why bad American beer when you can drink stronger stuff?
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#27
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what the hells wrong with newky brown?




It tastes like shit? It's watered-down rubbish posing as ale?
#28
Well I can get a stoudt, but I need recommendations. Going to the liquor store later, getting some gosling's rum and jameson's whiskey
#29
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Sainsbury's Basics Lager is where it's at, fool. Each can tastes slightly different, and I swear that I had one which was alcoholic blackcurrent juice.
#31
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Sainsbury's Basics Lager is where it's at, fool. Each can tastes slightly different, and I swear that I had one which was alcoholic blackcurrent juice.

Really trying to stay away from cans. No offense.
#32
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3.5% Alcool???

You'd better be drinking and Irish's piss, it'd have more alcool in it
#33
okay then, what about either desperados or corona?

im stepping tentatively now after being flamed, ultimately.
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#34
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3.5% Alcool???

You'd better be drinking and Irish's piss, it'd have more alcool in it


Yes, because it was a real suggestion. You'd be better off drinking my piss, because it's my piss and is therefore awesome by default.
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#35
Austria ftw buying beer at the age of 16 is win. In austria we have cheap lager that also tastes awesome! 60c a can if u buy lots.
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#37
Schwechater Bier? Ottakringer?
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