David Cross Unreasonably Escalates "Who Can Snort Coke Closest to Obama" Challenge

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#1
Well, the first thing Cross has done, which sounds awfully draining, is to continue cultivating a friendship with Vice Magazine founder and tedious ur-hipster Gavin McInnes. Five years ago, the two men made a trip to the DEA museum, where McInnes did a bump of coke and challenged Cross to “top that.”

And top that he did! The comedian, brought by actress girlfriend Amber Tamblyn to the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, decided to do his own bump in full view of various high-profile politicians — and a mere fifty or so feet from President Obama, to boot.




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#5
Amazing.

Also, Mr. UAS, you've posted a lot of news threads recently.
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What a jackass!
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i love david cross
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What a jackass!


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#16
All we have is his word. He is either lying, or he did such a little tiny amount like on his finger or whatnot.
#18
lmfao that's ****ing epic.
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#21
pssh, thats easy. the real challenge is trying to get the president to snort a line with you.
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pssh, thats easy. the real challenge is trying to get the president to snort a line with you.


I dunno, wasn't too hard when Bush was president.
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pssh, thats easy. the real challenge is trying to get the president to snort a line with you.

Wouldn't be too hard with Obama.
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Funny, but i don't believe it.
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#29
That's pretty cool smoking a joint would be harder though. Your challenged has been placed, GO PIT, GO.
#30
wow


I always liked Cross, but this is just...
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#35
His penis must often bruise his partners.
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David Cross is awesome.
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That's pretty cool smoking a joint would be harder though. Your challenged has been placed, GO PIT, GO.


I've done it in front of the White House. But Bush was still in office - it was the night Obama got elected.
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#39
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pssh, thats easy. the real challenge is trying to get the president to snort a line with you.

One each off each of his wife's buttocks?
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I dunno, wasn't too hard when Bush was president.

I wanted to be the one to make the bush joke.
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