#3
Are you gay?

Because only girls care about this shit.
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#4
I like how they have to point out that they're UK hair problems, not just any old hair problems.
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#6
She's welsh isn't she? Not Newcastlian?
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#7
geordie and scouse accents really annoy me in women tbh, most other strong ones just mildly irratate me.

but i saw this earlier and was like, nope, that just doesnt work...

and also, whats this crap about UK hair problems? does all the 5 she mentioned only apply to us brits?
#8
I don't remember the last time i turned on the tv, read a paper or saw a billboard without seeing her damned face. If she wasn't so good looking who'd give a crap.
To the guy above.. no she's from Newcastle, she doesn't even sound remotley Welsh.
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they make horrible noises in the middle of the night (is it sex?)

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I guess she's pretty hot if you're into that "having a good music video, but not better than Beyonce's" kind of thing...
#9
"C'mon girls, let's see"

There's a lot of subliminal patriotism in this advert. I think I saw a union jack in there somewhere.

EDIT: Yep, the carpet has the flag on it.
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#10
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV-48hASWfo

I like Cheryl Cole—she's incredibly pretty and talented—but "because your worth it" in a Newcastle accent...

hmm... maybe not?

Do you think it's cute, or just downright wrong?



Could be worse..could be in an Irish accent. Incomprehensible.
#12
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"C'mon girls, let's see"

There's a lot of subliminal patriotism in this advert. I think I saw a union jack in there somewhere.

EDIT: Yep, the carpet has the flag on it.
Fucking hell. That's disgusting.

TO THE BBC!!!
#14
She is some boomting!
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#16
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The BBC would not allow such an accent on television.


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#17
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Aye, Alan Shearer on Match of the Day. Well I never.

Fetch me my pitchfork, I've got a march to go on.
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#18
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Are you gay?

Because only girls care about this shit.

trust me, even us queers don't give a flying fuck about cheryl cole.
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#19
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Howay girls, because wa' worth it.......like.
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The BBC would not allow such an accent on television.
Oh come on, they have black people but not Geordies.

#21

I cannot even begin to explain what I'd do to that.
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#22
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I cannot even begin to explain what I'd do to that.
That's a really old picture though. She looks better anyway now.
#25
Who cares? Just look her, she's breathtakingly beautiful.
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#26
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Are you gay?

Because only girls care about this shit.
I would actually say you're the homosexual one for not caring about one of the best opportunities to see women looking incredibly pretty.
#27
'Weak, Limp, Lifeless?'

the first time i saw this on tv I genuinely thought it was gonna be an advert for the treatment of erectile dysfunction
#28
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'Weak, Limp, Lifeless?'

the first time i saw this on tv I genuinely thought it was gonna be an advert for the treatment of erectile dysfunction

This thread has shown that Cheryl Cole can cure that, too.
#31
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Howay girls, because wa' worth it.......like.


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#32
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Howay girls, because wa' worth it.......like.




Well played.

I think the newcastle accent just adds to the sexiness.

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#33
Her accent is ridiculous, her long "i"'s are laughable.
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#35
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I would actually say you're the homosexual one for not caring about one of the best opportunities to see women looking incredibly pretty.
For me, it's tits or GTFO.
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#36
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For me, it's tits or GTFO.
Well, I guess you can GTFO, then?

Nah, I'm just kiddin'. That's your call, I'm not gonna argue.