Guitarlolz
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Join date: Sep 2009
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#1
Help find Morgan Patterson! She went missing at a Metallica Concert on October 17 2009. Copy and paste to 10 threads. Go to http://www.findmorgan.com/help.htm to help. Contact the Virginia State police if you have any info. Also go to Metallicas website http://www.metallica.com/

Please help. Also the family is offering 100,000 dollars to help find the abductor of the 20 year old Virginia Tech student. Metallica is also offering an additional 50,000.

Please help her.
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Guitarlolz
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#3
what do you mean
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szekelymihai
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what do you mean

you wanna get banned for this? this is not damn youtube to post the same message in 20 other videos and get away. here, you suffer the consequences.


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Guitarlolz
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#5
I actually didnt post to a bunch of threads. Just dont lock this thread. She needs help, and this is not spam, a meaningless post, or an overdone thread OR random gibberish. This lady needs help
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GodofCheesecake
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#6
A LOT of people need help. You're not going to get anything accomplished by posting this here, it has nothing to do with hardcore, and you don't even KNOW the woman anyway. This IS spam.
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Monolith295
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#7
Oh let me just release her from my backyard then. Sorry for the mixup.
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saxaxe
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#8
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Oh let me just release her from my backyard then. Sorry for the mixup.

Wait, if she's in your backyard, who's the girl tied up in my basement?

Crap.
Monolith295
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#10
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Wait, if she's in your backyard, who's the girl tied up in my basement?

Crap.

Maybe.... HER CLONE!!!!!!



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I'm gonna start a band and name it "Help Fing Morgan Patterson," then you guys can talk about us here and the thread won't have to be closed.

You're welcome.

Then it'll go to "promote your band"
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handbanana
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#11
I broke the trackball on my phone last week. Maybe I should start 20 threads to get people to help me fix it? Maybe i'll just goto the t-mobile store at the mall instead. Maybe i'll see that girl hanging at hot topic
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JxD
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#12
I hate to be a cynic but if this girl has been missing for almost two weeks and hasn't made contact with anyone she's either a) is dead or b) never existed. Those are the only two options.

I think it's interesting that 20 (-ish) year old American white women get the most press-coverage when they go missing. Where are the hundreds of threads on Eastern European women that have been sold into the sex trade?
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#13
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I hate to be a cynic but if this girl has been missing for almost two weeks and hasn't made contact with anyone she's either a) is dead or b) never existed. Those are the only two options.

I think it's interesting that 20 (-ish) year old American white women get the most press-coverage when they go missing. Where are the hundreds of threads on Eastern European women that have been sold into the sex trade?

They're trying to outdo that balloon hoax family.

Isn't it pretty much common knowledge though that if the person isn't found within about 24 or 48 hours they're pretty much ****ed?
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