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#1
Today, my family and I were having a light discussion over dinner as to what we would buy if we won the lottery.

I said, in quite a boisterous manner, that I would first buy a black Jackson Custom Shop Randy Rhoads Flying V with Bloodsplatter paintjob, EMG 81 / 85 pickups and a Floyd Rose Tremolo Bar, a 1969 Chevrolet Camaro SS and a Orange County Choppers Custom heavy metal chopper.

As the family looked at me with the collective expression that resembled roadkill, my sister exclaimed loudly:

(Brace yourselves)

Why do you need a new guitar??? Whats the point, don't they sound all the same??


The rational part of my brain said "pff, she doesn't know, leave her off"
The guitarist in me (the larger part) said: "RRRAAAAAEEEEEGGGGGGGG!!!"

Have you had any experience with the sentence that should not be spoken?
❝Don't be afraid of death, but of an inadequate life❞
Bertolt Bretcht


#2
We find the defendent guilty. I never touched that kid, goddamit.
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#3
Guitar hero on expert = real guitar
if you can't play whats on the radio, why bother playing guitar
paranoid was made by the jonas brothers, whos black sabbath
It looks awesome so who cares.

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#5
my dad has this belief. everytime i plan on getting a new guitar he says "its gonna sound the same as yur other guitars, why bother?" well first off, i never buy a guitar with the same pickups as my other guitars. also, the wood and scale make differences in sound. i hate it when ppl think all guitars sound the same!! RAAGGEE!!
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#6



I could think of much better things to spend a lotto ticket on rather than gear and a annoyingly loud motorcycle.
#8
I can play that on expert on guitar hero.


shit I got beat to it..
"You have brains in your head,
You have feet in your shoes,
You can steer yourself,
any direction you choose,
You're on your own,
And you know what you know,
And YOU are the one who'll decide where to go."

- Dr. Seuss
#9
You suck.

Gear
Highway One Tele (w/Custom Shop 51 Nocaster pickups)
Standard Tele (modded to Nashville specs)
Reverend Roundhouse

Orange Rockerverb 50 MKI
Vox AC4c1
Jet City JCA20H

And pedals!



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#10
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I could think of much better things to spend a lotto ticket on rather than gear and a annoyingly loud motorcycle.



Then you are clearly a homosexual.
Good day to you, sir.
*rotates on the balls of feet and walks off*
❝Don't be afraid of death, but of an inadequate life❞
Bertolt Bretcht


#12
Quote by KirkMetallica
Then you are clearly a homosexual.
Good day to you, sir.
*rotates on the balls of feet and walks off*

No wonder why most lottery winners go broke within 2 years
#13
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#14
you would buy a guitar first if you won the lottery? really? wow.


i'd go to the president of my univ and tellem off first (it's free). then i'll haul ass to a new/better city/country and buy a bitchin house. neat things like cars, guitars etc come after
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#15
ARE YOU GOOD?!

I don't know why, but that's my raeg sentence.
LARGE TEXT
#16
Quote by darkcheef
No wonder why most lottery winners go broke within 2 years


Nah, I'd probably get the guitar and the car.

Then maybe invest.

Then maybe buy a humble house.

Which reminds me... theres a castle for sale about 40 mins from my home...
❝Don't be afraid of death, but of an inadequate life❞
Bertolt Bretcht


#17
Quote by Wesseem
you would buy a guitar first if you won the lottery? really? wow.


i'd go to the president of my univ and tellem off first (it's free). then i'll haul ass to a new/better city/country and buy a bitchin house. neat things like cars, guitars etc come after



For thinking
#18
When I play acoustic, and people are like the only guitar worth playing is electric, or that song would sound better on an electric.
#20
Quote by Holy.
ARE YOU GOOD?!

I don't know why, but that's my raeg sentence.

I hate it when people ask that too, and it's the first thing they ask.

"Oh, you play guitar? Are you good?"
"uh...sure?"
"Well what's the hardest song you can play?"
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#21
"Moar Stairway plz"
"One does not walk into Vatican City with one's ass hanging out."
#22
Um I agree with her

you don't actually NEED another guitar it's just a luxury thing

not that I'm trying to be all high and mighty I have about 13 guitars
#23
"play some metallica"
me *goes and plays FTB*
"dude play that one song
me * dan dandan da da (sandman)

other dude -
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#24
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"play some metallica"
me *goes and plays FTB*
"dude play that one song
me * dan dandan da da (sandman)


other dude -

me * *

That song is terrible man
#25
Considering guitars themselves barely make up any of your tone (electric clearly), she's kind of right.

But, if you can discern the sound differences between headstock angles, number of layers used in a neck, and wood cap vs uncapped, well,
#26
Never ever ever eat with family. It'll give you ulcers
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#27
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Never ever ever eat with family. It'll give you ulcers


I thought that was too much coke?
#29
I was talking to my dad about amps today..

He was like "All you do is buy and sell amps.. Why don't you stick with what you got?"

....

Bare in mind.. I pay for all this sh*t by myself.
#30
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I thought that was too much coke?

Nah. That'll just make your nose look like Michael Jackson's
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#31
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me * *

That song is terrible man


Darkcheef, you are out to make me raeg, aren't you?
❝Don't be afraid of death, but of an inadequate life❞
Bertolt Bretcht


#32
"Ah, bro, Malsteen is guitar god. You suck."

- I know this guy that totally pwns you
"How long has he being playing guitar?"
- I don't know, like 20 years.
#33
Quote by Jackal58
Nah. That'll just make your nose look like Michael Jackson's


Coca-Cola**********

#34
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Darkcheef, you are out to make me raeg, aren't you?

You discovered my secret plan!!
#35
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I hate it when people ask that too, and it's the first thing they ask.

"Oh, you play guitar? Are you good?"
"uh...sure?"
"Well what's the hardest song you can play?"


This. Worst thing ever. It makes me feel so uncomfortable. Most of the time i just say that i'm super awesome and i can play Photograph by Nickelback
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I, feel

Cold as a razor blade
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Dry as a funeral drum


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#36
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Coca-Cola**********


You ever try snortin' that stuff...
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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#39
"Do you play electric or acoustic?"
"I've never even heard of that! You should play Gibson/Fender." (From non-guitarists)
I also have a lot of conversations that go like this:
Them: You know, I play guitar, too! I'm a Hell of a lot better than you.
Me: Oh, really? What (sort of guitar) do you play?
Them: A First Act/Fender (Squire)!
Me: What model, pick-ups, bridge type, etc. do you have on that?
Them: Uh, well. . . I don't know.

It doesn't even make me angry anymore, it's just disappointing.
We've drained full confession booths, polluted drinking wells with our repentances, and then stood grinning with our arms around the shoulder of a rotting child.



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#40
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I can play that on guitar hero.

This.

And anything involving Metallica
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