#1
Dear Pit,
I need to read a book written before 1900 for my English class.

Preferably a classic, and one that is likely to be asked about on the AP test.

But you can name whatever book you want.

...

Just don't say Pride and Prejudice,
that book sucks.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#4
Bram Stokers: Dracula 1803, and just in time for Hallows eve XD it may get boring at times but if you actually plan on reading it, it is very good and worth it in the end
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#6
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1984
2001 a space odyssey
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#7
Dracula, just in time for the huge vampire fad

or bring in a Bible


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#8
The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre Dumas. Written in I believe the 1860's.
Also Crime and Punishment by Dostoevsky written in around the 1860's as well.
#9
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The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre Dumas. Written in I believe the 1860's.
Also Crime and Punishment by Dostoevsky written in around the 1860's as well.


^ Being considered.

Also, Dracula.

And whoever said 1984,
screw you I actually thought about reading that for a good 30 minutes before realizing how stupid I was.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#10
Frankenstein.
The Count of Monte Cristo.
Crime and Punishment.
Evolution 101

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#11
Any greek drama or poem i.e. The Illiad, The Odyssey, The Aneid, Theban Plays.
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#13
Portrait of Dorian Gray was published in the 1890's I believe.
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#14
I didn't even look at the bottom of your post (I don't make it a point of reading OP's, just for the lulz), and my first though was "Pride and Prejudice". I guess that's just because I have "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" on mind...

There's no way they wouldn't mention Huck Finn on there.
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Portrait of Dorian Gray was published in the 1890's I believe.

Also a very good choice TS. In fact, that's what I would read given the choice. I ****ing loved that book and Oscar Wilde is a genius.
#17
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Heart of Darkness (1899) by Joseph Conrad.


Read it, it was freaking awesome.

And I ****ing hated Huck Finn.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#18
The Sign of the Four by Artur Conan Doyle (1890), it about Sherlock Holmes. =)
No muerde, no calla
Sin sangre no hay arte
Nada ni nadie
De nada más

#19
Moby Dick, Melville

Any one of Dostoevsky's works.
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#22
War of the Worlds?
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#25
The picture of Dorian Grey might have it.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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