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PTARMIGAN DUNE?
Last edited by markr17 at Aug 6, 2016,
#2
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Ermm...

set a trap?
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Why?
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#5
Tie fishing line to peanut.
Wait until squirrel grabs it, and pull in line.
Laugh as squirrel refuses to relinquish grip on peanut.
Repeat as hilariousness ensues.
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Well, TS, I think this idea is absolutely NUTS!!

....I'm sorry

that was crap... that was in really bad taste... but I agree, why do you have to catch a squirel or are you trying to be an obvious troll?
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Well, technically it could be done, but only in the same way that you could change a cat into a hamburger. It's an unpleasant process, and nobody is happy with the result.
#9
Stuff small pieces of a sleeping pill into a cookie, leave said cookie out by a tree or something.
Or you could always, just use a .22 and aim for the legs. It'll live if your aim is good.
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drugs inside peanut = squirrel for you


Don't squirrels store most of the nuts and junk they acquire??
#14
you could use fermented fruit to get the squirrel drunk then catch him with ease, but im assuming you dont have access to rotting fruit atm.

you could always buy a live trap, thats the simplest way to go about it, but it will cost some money. otherwise build some kind of a tube/enclosure that you lead the squirrel down with something like birdseed. then have a trap door that swings down to close it in. im not sure how you could automate it, you'll probably have to sit and wait to pull a string. sit with your back against a tree and wait, after a few minutes squirrels more or less forget youre there if you dont move much. if you have any bird feeders around, place the trap next to it. squirrels congregate to bird feeders.
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#15
drive up to one with highbeams on, it'll be startled andjust stare. get a friend to sneak behind it and grab it in a jumper, i've done this with a rabbit before, not squirrel though.
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that was crap... that was in really bad taste... but I agree, why do you have to catch a squirrel or are you trying to be an obvious troll?


If you can't tell he's a troll then it's not that obvious.
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#17
WE HAVE TO KNOW WHY!


also, box+twig with string+birdseed=squirrel.

and if you do manage to catch one don't try to pet it or anything, wild ones will bite.
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#21
Try bait?

That has got to be the strangest request I have ever heard, besides the earlier thread about disposing a dead body.
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i need to catch a squirrel by tomorrow at 4:30 pm. It needs to be alive. Any ideas or similar experiences?? ill be in a ton of crap if i dont get one in time



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#26

I present to you, the immigrant trap.
Set up something like this, but with less tacos and more nuts
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That's a pasty. I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to confiscate your Being British licence.

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You gonna get hazed, TS. I'm right aren't I?

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#32
I think we need to know why.

I mean I really feel like we can't move past this without knowing what reason you have for needing a live squirrel.
#33
Quote by Gizmo Jones
Tie fishing line to peanut.
Wait until squirrel grabs it, and pull in line.
Laugh as squirrel refuses to relinquish grip on peanut.
Repeat as hilariousness ensues.


This sounds like a good idea
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#34
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I think we need to know why.

I mean I really feel like we can't move past this without knowing what reason you have for needing a live squirrel.

It's hazing. Has to be. Otherwise, troll.

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#36
SLIGHTLY Run it over with your car?
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#38
chase one under your shed then spray your hose down it and trap it running out
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Park on it's tail?

Exactly. Just more slightlier.

What's hazing?
Getting high of animals?
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Exactly. Just more slightlier.

What's hazing?
Getting high of animals?

It's when organizations make you humiliate yourself before you can join.

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