If there's no toilet nearby, just go where all neighborhood dogs go.
Also, +1 to the above 2 posts.
Ceci n'est pas une signature.
A diaper, that's how I roll
If it were socially acceptable, I would drape myself in velvet.

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When I was 11.

Googled "I would like to watch some porn please"

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I;m rdruk I feel no pain

in the tank of ur friends toilet. he will thank you
"Art is the proper task of man" - Friedrich Nietzsche

There is no god, there is only The Doors...Opeth...and IWABO (the unholy trinity)