#1
how far would you go for attention?

would you cut your hair in a mohawk?
would you make up stories about capturing sasquatch?
would you take your underwear off and eat them in front of a large crowd?

what would you do...how far would YOU go?
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#4
How far would i go? i would kill you.... for a klondike bar
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#5
Quote by bi-ah!

would you cut your hair in a mohawk?
would you make up stories about capturing sasquatch?
would you take your underwear off and eat them in front of a large crowd?



1. that would be cool
2. i am sasquatch
3. ಠ_ಠ
#6
I'd pretend my son was in a hotair balloon.
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#7
I did a backflip off a car once.
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#9
I would build a huge balloon and launch it. and then lie about my kid being in it.
#10
I would go far enough to post here


I hate attention
They made me do push ups in drag

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Last edited by padgea7x at Oct 27, 2009,
#14
About this far.

Yep.

EDIT: In all seriousness, it all depends on whose attention. I won't lie to get attention, but I would try to do something worthwhile and appropriate.

For example, killing 16 people isn't the best way to impress a girl, even if it gets you a lot of attention.
Last edited by sashki at Oct 27, 2009,
#20
It would be something in the lines of streaking nude and singing in tongues.
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#21
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would you cut your hair in a mohawk?


been there, done that.....still doing it
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#22
Id make a thread about

I see what your doing..
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#23
I'd punch the queen in the tit.
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#26
Id pretend to put my son in a balloon but really have him hiding in the attic
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#28
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1. that would be cool
2. i am sasquatch
3. ಠ_ಠ


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#30
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Someone needs to carve that face into a pumpkin for Halloween/



consider it done
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#31
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Someone needs to carve that face into a pumpkin for Halloween/


I still don't 100% understand what it means.
The lettering in the eyes especially. 0_o
#32
Who do you think was the goatse man?

look at the 0 in my name, coincidence? I think not
#33
I am not a woman nor american so i don´t need attention.
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#34
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I'd pretend my son was in a hotair balloon.

I was gonna say that but no! Kensai said it first.
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#35
I try to avoid attention.
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#36
I'd let my hair grow, which I'm doing right now and it works wonders.
"Get a haircut"
"Don't have money to get a haircut?"
Awesome.
#38
I don't get attention and I'm used to it. For example, I haven't talked to a single person that wasn't a family member since Saturday night. And I'm alright with that I guess. I'd like some attention, but eh, it isn't that important that I have to seek it out.