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#1
Ok your nominees have been chosen the rocky road to the election has begun, the candidates have until 00.00 GMT on 30/10/09 to campaign, in this thread and only this thread,

candidates no dirty tactics i will keep a score and subtract votes from you in the election.

Starting a thread independent of this will result in a -50% of your votes, groups are allowed but i have to be invited and made a moderator.

public ask your candidates questions on thier policy areas or suck up and get into thier team

your candidates are:

Kensai
Coreysmonster
JackalUK
rabidguitarist
Jackal58
Ur all $h1t
Happytimeharry
Zero-Hartman
dudius
opc100
#3
Define dirty tactic.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#4
dudius, yours is the only username I don't recognise.

Explain to me why I should have recognised it.
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im more of a social godzilla than chameleon

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Alright, I'll give them a try, Japanese Black Speed rarely disappoints.

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Hmm judging from your pic you'd fit in more with a fat busted tribute.
#5
Zero-Hartman: how would you respond to the accusations that you are in fact an antelope?

rabidguitarist: if I were to aggressively chase you into a corner, would you beat me off?


Also, I heard Ur All $hit's a commie, so he doesn't have a chance in this god-loving country, no sir no.
Last edited by webbtje at Oct 27, 2009,
#7
Quote by Jackal58
Define dirty tactic.


Pointing a gun at someone and forcing them to listen to BOC until they vote for you.
#11
What is the ****ing point in this shit?
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


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I want to look at your sexual naked body.
#12
Coreysmonster: if I were to vote for you, would you dance to the tune of YMCA, topless, on youtube, in the knowledge that I wouldn't vote for you otherwise?

Come on gentlemen, you know you want to see it.
#13
will any of you try to make another color scheme for the forums besides classic and black?
#14
Quote by stepco12345
Pointing a gun at someone and forcing them to listen to BOC until they vote for you.

If I have to point a gun at them to get them to listen to BOC I'll just shoot them and save us all the aggravation.
Vote for me - I'm efficient.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
Last edited by Jackal58 at Oct 27, 2009,
#15
Quote by webbtje
Zero-Hartman: how would you respond to the accusations that you are in fact an antelope?

rabidguitarist: if I were to aggressively chase you into a corner, would you beat me off?

My band, Escher
My progressive rock project, Mosaic

Quote by Lappo
clearly, the goal is to convert every thread into a discussion about BTBAM

BTBAM IS ALWAYS RELEVANT
#16
Quote by Jackal58
If I have to point a gun at them to get them to listen to BOC I'll just shoot them and save us all the aggravation.
Vote for me - I'm efficient.




If you were truly efficient, I'd be able to read the small print.

Jackal58 is clearly a fraud.
#18
Quote by webbtje

Also, I heard Ur All $hit's a commie, so he doesn't have a chance in this god-loving country, no sir no.



Enjoy your new home comrade.


A vote for Ur All $h1t is a vote for obscenity, blasphemy, communism and drunkenness.
Join the crew, free potatoes* for all.



*Free potatoes may actually be expensive and non-existent. Rule by me may result in exile to Siberia. Terms and conditions apply, I now own your first born son.
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
Last edited by Ur all $h1t at Oct 27, 2009,
#19
Kensai Kensai Kensai!!!!!!


time For Change!!!
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You had to put a penis option.......

The results are now nulled due to this being the pit.... The home of penis watch wearers.


Quote by TheChaz
Rust in peace invented food
he sure is one legit dude
don't let it get to your head

ಠ_ಠ
#20
To define dirty tactics, no flaming your oponents you cannot attack thier character you must attack thier policies, i however for fun will be making up and leaking certain stories about certain candidates to make things interesting.
#22
Corey, you need people on your team, right? I'm willing to be vice-president and/or campaign propagator.
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

Quote by KAS1981
Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#23
Quote by webbtje
If you were truly efficient, I'd be able to read the small print.

Jackal58 is clearly a fraud.

That obviously falls into the "dirty tricks" department.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#24
Quote by loudog93
will any of you try to make another color scheme for the forums besides classic and black?

As a poster in the thread in site suggestions I feel most qualified to answer this.
The whole site, as I am aware, is going to be redesigned. A UG 2.0 if you will. ZeGuitarist did his own mock up of a new Black and Classic. However, I would support other colour schemes.
hello
#26
Quote by Jackal58
That obviously falls into the "dirty tricks" department.



I bet it's a racist joke.

Quote by Karvid
Corey, you need people on your team, right? I'm willing to be vice-president and/or campaign propagator.


Hope you're willing to strip too.
#28
Quote by Jimmyyoung
What happens when one is President?

Then, if that President is me, The Pit will become a symbol of freedom, rather than a symbol of fascist ways, I'm looking at YOU CoreysMonster.
hello
#29
Quote by Ed Hunter
What is the ****ing point in this shit?

To irritate you, mainly.
It's a sinister plot.
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#32
The point is it's a bit of fun, you noisesome and dull people who have no concepts of the idea of enjoyment.
#33
Quote by DespisedIcon
Jackal is old.

Presidents are usually old.

Jackal = president.

Your logic disgusts me.
Jackal supports bad logic!
hello
#35
I still have positions open in my campaign.
I am also considering options for my VP.
The positions still open are:
Grand Vizier of Finance and Bribery.
Generalissimo of the Armies of Anubis.
Holy Katana has filled the post of Chief Engineer of the Department of Undermining.
Come join a winning team.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#36
Can I campaign independently?

My platform: Everyone else is a god damn commie. Also, I like music. I can probably organize to buy us a missle silo. Let me be your presidente nao mkay?
Kensai: Jerks off chickens.
Coreysmonster: He doesn't like green apples
Zero-Hartman: I actually like you. I have nothing negative to say.
The others: Communists all!


Oh, and I'm pro-choice.


Note: Facts above about other candidates may or may not be true. I may or may not be a communist. I cannot guarantee the accuracy of the missle silo idea. We may start wars with weak countries, like... India.
#38
Quote by Jackal58
I still have positions open in my campaign.
I am also considering options for my VP.
The positions still open are:
Grand Vizier of Finance and Bribery.
Generalissimo of the Armies of Anubis.
Holy Katana has filled the post of Chief Engineer of the Department of Undermining.
Come join a winning team.

A vote for this man is a vote for wrinkles!
hello
#39
Quote by RinestoneCowboy
Somebody needs to start throwing around accusations or this is gonna suck fast.

You can suck start a Harley bitch.
How's that.
Jackal58 - Ready to serve at a moments notice.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#40
Quote by Jackal58
You can suck start a Harley bitch.
How's that.
Jackal58 - Ready to serve at a moments notice.


Serve what?

Poutine?