#1
Our teacher assigned us to write a paper on lessons we've learned so far in high school (it's a freshman class), as a way to help students next year. No one really has any idea what to do for it, and I was hoping I could get some help from The Pit, seeing as this is a pretty big grade in the class, for some reason...

I'm asking because, in all honesty, I haven't really learned anything that I could put in the paper. I mean, I've learned that freshman aren't welcome in the commons, and that it's more fun just to skip lunch if you have other friends who do too.... not really something you can write a paper on...

So, to be direct.... help?
#2
Write about the intricate system of freshman/senior relations. You know, how most seniors are arrogant, know-it-all cocks, and most freshman are immature, coffee-fed delinquents.

(That's how I looked at things in my high school.....perhaps it feeds off of stereotypes a little much, but it was essentially true)
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#3
At first this question would seem stupid, but again, I have forgotten that we know what you have learned.

Ok here's one. Write about how it seems each class seems to think the class that's one year behind(Sohpomore to freshmen etc) is worse than them. This however is not true, as they are all in fact, douchebags.
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Last edited by buddyboombotz at Oct 27, 2009,
#5
Tell the freshmen to say that they are a sophomore and don't act like douches. That's what I did last year and it worked
#6
Write about how to hide erections. Those new freshmen are gonna need help.
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Write it on how you should never touch your dick to the back of the urinal.
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Write about which of the girls toilets you managed to hide a webcam in.


When I was a sophomore, there was this kid who tried too hard to be the "weird one" in high school; the type of kid that would draw pictures of flying penises and put them in girls lockers. One day he went to the girls bathroom and lifted a ceiling panel, and then proceed to crawl up into the ceiling and watch women defecate for a few class periods.

Now he's just a trip-ass that does too much acid
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#9
title the paper WWJD.

then everybody would just look at the title and throw it away. exept the jesus freaks. all you have to do is make up a bunch of crap
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title the paper WWJD.

then everybody would just look at the title and throw it away. exept the jesus freaks. all you have to do is make up a bunch of crap
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At first this question would seem stupid, but again, I have forgotten that we know what you have learned.

Ok here's one. Write about how it seems each class seems to think the class that's one year behind(Sohpomore to freshmen etc) is worse than them. This however is not true, as they are all in fact, douchebags.
Good idea, but I need 3 different lessons; she wants lessons and pieces of advice, not just information.
#12
Only hit on teachers if you are atleast 60% sure they are into you and are pedos
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#13
I've reviving this because the rough draft is due tomorrow, and I still don't even know what to write about.... seriously, if anyone has any serious ideas AT ALL, please at least suggest it.