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#1
Ok, I usally play metal guitar. But can somebody please give a good ROCK song with a tricky solo in it that will impress the ladies please? I want something that the average person cant play, but then again not something TOO hard. Like Paul Gilbert... lol. Thanks.
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#2
Hmm how about a few songs from rush?
Yyz is great
So is working man

Acdc solos can be challenging
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#4
That seems like the wrong reason to play guitar IMO. Also Paul Gilbert=Mostly hard and most girls probably wouldn't even find that impressive I would think... most listen to top 100 shit, so you'd be better off learning those songs and improv a bit maybe, or just figure something out.
#5
Oh yeah and most girls only like acoustic because it makes you seem deep, brooding, and majestic or some bubble gum crap like that...
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#6
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Oh yeah and most girls only like acoustic because it makes you seem deep, brooding, and majestic or some bubble gum crap like that...

this.

to them

3 chords from some mainstream acoustic song > some awesome emotional rippin' solo
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#7
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this.

to them

3 chords from some mainstream acoustic song > some awesome emotional rippin' solo

Sad but true, that's why I only write songs about ****ing them.
#8
As much as I agree with what the two guys above me just said, play them a dream theater solo. They'll be all over you.

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#9
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Sad but true, that's why I only write songs about ****ing them.


That is pure adulterated win! You officially beat 83.6% of all rappers!(excluding of course, the early will smith)
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#11
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Will Smith is my god!!

You could always play some HIM solos, that'll get all the gothy/emo types no problemo


His raps sorta went like this

I respect my girls and and don't seek many thrills, I never do drugs, but I certainly wear my uggs.

Or the fresh prince of bel air theme song. 20 Internet points to the next person that writes the entire theme song, that actually remembers the show! Go!
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#12
Girls generally are not impressed by solos. Actually most girls I know aren't impressed/won't fall for you if you can play guitar. They might think it's cool but it won't get you anywhere. Generally I find writing songs for people awkward too, that might just be me. If you're playing guitar to impress girls, you're playing for the wrong reasons and won't get what you want.
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#13
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Girls generally are not impressed by solos. Actually most girls I know aren't impressed/won't fall for you if you can play guitar. They might think it's cool but it won't get you anywhere. Generally I find writing songs for people awkward too, that might just be me.


I get more poon than a zookeeper stationed at the big cat section.
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#14
Play something jazzy.
Use 7th chords.

Sweep a C shape on clean settings.
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#15
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Girls generally are not impressed by solos. Actually most girls I know aren't impressed/won't fall for you if you can play guitar. They might think it's cool but it won't get you anywhere. Generally I find writing songs for people awkward too, that might just be me. If you're playing guitar to impress girls, you're playing for the wrong reasons and won't get what you want.

It's all about how you carry yourself. If you're just like "eh, i play guitar," they won't like you. But if you're like "I play guitar, I'm in a band, **** you if you don't like me, I'm going to be the best lay of your life," they'll love you. I'm not saying that you should say that, even though you can if you pull it off right, but that kinda attitude is what gets the ladies. Be an alpha male, be your own man, stand firmly behind everything you do and who you are. Have some confidence. And that's my advice for the AFCs out there. (kudos if you know what I'm talking about).
#16
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It's all about how you carry yourself. If you're just like "eh, i play guitar," they won't like you. But if you're like "I play guitar, I'm in a band, **** you if you don't like me, I'm going to be the best lay of your life," they'll love you. I'm not saying that you should say that, even though you can if you pull it off right, but that kinda attitude is what gets the ladies. Be an alpha male, be your own man, stand firmly behind everything you do and who you are. Have some confidence. And that's my advice for the AFCs out there. (kudos if you know what I'm talking about).


Eh, I'm pretty happy to say I don't need to brag about guitar to get any girls. I'm pretty confident in getting girls just through the way I carry myself otherwise. Oh well, that's just my take on all of this.
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#17
How to impress a girl with a guitar.

Step one: G maj
Step two: C maj
Step three: D maj
Step four: Rinse, repeat, rinse, repeat...
Step five: ???
Step six: Sex?

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I get more poon than a zookeeper stationed at the big cat section.


Big Cat Section? No one likes fat chicks, man.
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#18
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How to impress a girl with a guitar.

Step one: G maj
Step two: C maj
Step three: D maj
Step four: Rinse, repeat, rinse, repeat...
Step five: ???
Step six: Sex?


Big Cat Section? No one likes fat chicks, man.


The big girl appreciation thread in the pit would like a Would with you.

and I mean teh poosy cats like ligers
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#20
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#21
I play the softest Shred I know, Hymn for an Angel, Nottingham Lace, And some self composed stuff. And it doesn't impress Women.

If you want to Impress girls, Don't solo. Play sappy Chords, and sing a Love song, that the girls think is about them.
#22
chicks like slow and soft music. They are easily impressed with slow stuff. I recommend you find a older band like tesla and learn a few songs like love song. They feel metal is brutal and barbaric in most cases. Atleast at my high school they do
#23
Singing songs > writing songs > playing a basic melody on guitar > playing anything else.

If you want to impress people, that's how it goes. A guy who's written his own song, plays a basic 1-5-4 chord progression on a cheap acoustic (the cheaper it is, the more impressed people will be) and can sing well will get more action than someone doing a Steve Vai impression.

Protip: there is a reason why people like Malmsteen, Via and Satriani look like smug gimps and always look airbrushed to shit with wind machines on them, sunglasses even indoors and all sorts of other crap; it's because the wind machine gets them more action than their guitar playing ever will.
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#24
girls love john mayer, RHCP, dave matthews, thats really the most popular stuff
#25
Girls will think your awesome no matter what you do with a guitar. If they like guitar players, they won't care how good you are (unless of course they play too). You're safe with anything
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#26
tenacious D, f#ck her gently
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#27
Almost ANY John Mayer song. I enjoy listening to him, and I've played Your Body Is A Wonderland for numerous women and just loved it. However, it might not work (any singing song really) if you don't have a good voice.

About a Girl by Nirvana is good, The Beatles, 1234 by Plain White T's.
#29
just dont sell out your metal soul for some whiney emo song!! even playin your body is a wonderland is kind of pushing your masculinity <no offense fallsdownstairs>

in the infinite words of "manowar": Hold your head up high, throw your fist up in the air, play metal! louder than hell!
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#30
Unless she plays metal guitar, a girl won't give a shit what solo you can play or how well you can do it. If she's attracted to you as a guitar player, it's usually (1) because you just play, and (2) the kind of attitude you put into your music.
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#31
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just dont sell out your metal soul for some whiney emo song!! even playin your body is a wonderland is kind of pushing your masculinity <no offense fallsdownstairs>

in the infinite words of "manowar": Hold your head up high, throw your fist up in the air, play metal! louder than hell!


No offense taken, however, like Dirk said, unless she plays metal, she won't be interested in metal. I mean really, how many girls who don't listen to metal do you know that just know those guitarists and want to bed them? Very little. How many women has John Mayer bedded? I'm sure a lot, though he then dated Jennifer Anniston and Jessica Simpson.

Just go with John Mayer, can't go wrong.
#32
The begging of stairway always get the ladys lol November Rain too
Panties 'round your knees
With your ass in debris
Doin' dat grind with a push and squeeze
Tied up, tied down, up against the wall
Be my rubbermade baby
An' we can do it all

My way - your way
Anything goes tonight
#33
haha yeah i know, i was just kidding,

makin a point though, dont lose the metal soul
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#34
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I play the softest Shred I know, Hymn for an Angel, Nottingham Lace, And some self composed stuff. And it doesn't impress Women.

If you want to Impress girls, Don't solo. Play sappy Chords, and sing a Love song, that the girls think is about them.

This^

BTW: If you do the solo like Buckethead and just hammer on and pull off lol
Panties 'round your knees
With your ass in debris
Doin' dat grind with a push and squeeze
Tied up, tied down, up against the wall
Be my rubbermade baby
An' we can do it all

My way - your way
Anything goes tonight
#37
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Jeff Buckley version of Hallelujah = pants key.

Remember this.

This too.

If you can really sing, try out some James Taylor.
#38
I play a bunch of metal, and the only chicks that are attracted to me are metalhead chicks, and they're usually really weird... or fat... or both.

One time, my friend tyler and me were in this room with a bunch of chicks we didn't know. And we both had a guitar. And I'm ****ing playing Angel of Death, and no one gives a shit, and hes playing a three-chord ballad by GnR. I'm pretty sure I don't suck, but I at least *try* to play cool songs, and I think that's sexier than "G"..."D"..."A"..."G"..."D"..."A". He sold out. I'm ashamed of him.
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#39
Put an interesting and funny slant on a current chart song and you'll impress them a lot more than wanking away on a solo you haven't completely mastered anyway.
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