#2
Don't freak out. You've done this before (right?) so there's no need to get worried. You'll do fine.
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#4
Pedestrians are 10 points each.
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#5
just stay under the speed limit and youll pass
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#7
staying under the speed limit is vey important, dont forget about it! i know a few people who failed because they went over by a couple of miles. err mirror signal maneouver too.
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#9
Don't panic if you mess up a little bit. Like, if you're doing a manouvere and you bump against the kerb, just straighten the car up and start again, you'll only get a minor unles you actually go up onto the kerb)

And make sure you check your mirrors before you do anything
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#10
If he says do a turn in the road, you need to do an handbrake turn. I hope you can remember how to do that.
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#11
Take 5 shots of whiskey to steady the nerves.
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#12
Always check blind spots and don't make any stupid mistakes i.e. pull out in front of a car.
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#13
I drove five to ten miles per hour under the speed limit the entire time. It worked for me.
#14
blind spots, make complete stops.. mirror before and after signaling and lane changes.. speed limit..

youve done it all before dont be nervous just listen and drive
#15
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just stay under the speed limit and youll pass


Yeah, you've driven down the pavement twice, hit 7 pedestrians and failed to stop a every junction you've come to, but you were below the speed limit, so congratulations, you've passed...

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#16
chillllll, i know a few people who have failed on stupid things becasue they are nervous as hell
#18
I've got mine coming up soon as well TS.. my sister told me that she just checked the mirrors about every 5 seconds..

you've done it all before, it's only 40 minutes, just stay relaxed but concentrating..

I've heard from friends it's strange because it's the first time you don't have someone slapping you "change gear *slap* I paid good money for this clutch and I'm not having you burn it out before you've passed your test you imbecile!"
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#19
Good luck dude, im having mine soon, real scared
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#20
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#21
Try and act confidently (not cocky, just show them you're comfortable behind the wheel) in front of the examiner to make them feel a bit safer - if you're really nervous then they're going to be nervous too. You obviously will be nervous, just don't show it - try and be friendly and relaxed.
Also don't drive too slowly or you'll get minors for inappropriate speed, just make sure you don't break the limit.
#22
If you can, for extra marks from the examiner, try and find some sort of gorge, or ramp... Then hit that shit Dukes of Hazzard style.


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#24
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Try and act confidently (not cocky, just show them you're comfortable behind the wheel) in front of the examiner to make them feel a bit safer - if you're really nervous then they're going to be nervous too. You obviously will be nervous, just don't show it - try and be friendly and relaxed.
Also don't drive too slowly or you'll get minors for inappropriate speed, just make sure you don't break the limit.



Pretty much this. You know you can do it, so you have to show them that you know that. Confidence is key, as soon as you over think you'll make a mistake. Although, remember, if you make a small error, forget about it because it'll only be a minor. And yea, don't go too quick, just don't go too slow either, I know loads of people who failed for not going fast enough.
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#25
Call the examiner sir/madam.

Also I hate manouvres.

Make sure you definately go fast enough when going onto the dual carraigeway.

Don't over-rev it, you'll get failed for that too.

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#26
It's mostly just common sense man, be cautious and don't drive too fast for conditions (if it's snowy or wet at all slow down FFS) I hate it when I'm driving my 4,200lb 91' truck and some ass with a new vehicle starts tailgating me and wanting to go the speed limit in the worst snowstorm of the year

Yeah just be really careful but not too careful otherwise it starts to get dangerous when you hold up traffic, etc...

But like I said, it's all common sense.
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#28
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You'll also get marks for entering the car through the window after sliding across the bonnet.
#29
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#30
Remember tyres and tarmac.

Also if there is any doubt don't do it. This doesn't mean you can be a pussy when pulling out. If you have time to cross the road on foot you have time to pull out.

Driving test is horrendous they just sit there in silence scribbling down notes and you have no idea if they are good or bad.
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