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alright so it started about a week ago i was wearing my suit as i was going to an important meeting with my guitar tech. we were walking past aldi and some tramp came up to us and ask for monies and we said no and he starts kicking us and his dog gets involved but we cant take on the both of them and i get knocked out and he takes my ****ing waistcoat. so earlier today i went to aldi to stock up on the latest offers and i see the ****ing tramp again. luckily aldi do frying pans so i proceeded to buy one for cheap and i go outside and **** him up massive and get my waistcoat back. do you have any stories about dirty tramp people?

tl;dr: a tramp took my waistcoat and i got it back the bastard
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#2
You should have crashed his face.
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Sounds like you really whomped him.
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i hope this story is true. if it is then kudos to you. fight for what is yours, specially after its been stolen
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trollin?
or did you seriously do this?
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it seriously happened. i was at the bus station aswell the other day and i see two tramps hugging wearing shit old suits that were probably stolen. they were hugging so i guess one of them was leaving for their big break to the city
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they were hugging so i guess one of them was leaving for their big break to the city


Or maybe they were engaging in that small act of courtesy that two humans do when the have some sort of affection (no-homo) for each other....

Just sayin'...
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Or maybe they were engaging in that small act of courtesy that two humans do when the have some sort of affection (no-homo) for each other....

Just sayin'...


no coz he got on the bus. tramps dont get on buses as they are tramps
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#16
I want this to be true so, so much.
I reckon we should make a crusade and take on the tramp race.

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I want this to be true so, so much.
I reckon we should make a crusade and take on the tramp race.

I call the pink horse !


we should buy them laptops so they can be our neighbors on farmville
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#19
Must have been a real shock for you when you found out you left your bottle of lube in your coat at the time you arrived at that "meeting",TS!
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Must have been a real shock for you when you found out you left your bottle of lube in your coat at the time you arrived at that "meeting",TS!


that was in my trouser pocket
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no coz he got on the bus. tramps dont get on buses as they are tramps


Then why they don't they all just get on a bus...? Obviously they won't be seen as tramps anymore, becuase tramps don't get on the bus.... It'd solve all there problems...
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Then why they don't they all just get on a bus...? Obviously they won't be seen as tramps anymore, becuase tramps don't get on the bus.... It'd solve all there problems...


excatly he was hugging to say goodbye and coz hes a tramp he went on the bus to cause trouble and possibly steal bus tickets
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excatly he was hugging to say goodbye and coz hes a tramp he went on the bus to cause trouble and possibly steal bus tickets


But you just said tramps don't get on the bus...
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we should buy them laptops so they can be our neighbors on farmville


Shit I could do with more neighbours.
But if we gave them all laptops they'd probably sell them and get themselves waistcoats.
And it's clear that they're not meant to have them.
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But you just said tramps don't get on the bus...


this was a double decker bus. they get on them to put their balls on the mirror upstairs.

they also use trolleys from supermarkets to carry around their found goods in such as bow ties and cummerbunds


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pics of said frying pan or didnt happen


http://www.aldi.co.uk/uk/html/offers/2827_11422.htm
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this was a double decker bus. they get on them to put their balls on the mirror upstairs.

they also use trolleys from supermarkets to carry around their found goods in such as bow ties and cummerbunds


http://www.aldi.co.uk/uk/html/offers/2827_11422.htm


hur hur.. i mean YOUR frying pan -.-
#31
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hur hur.. i mean YOUR frying pan -.-


that is the one i got if you want an actual picture of the actual one i used then i can
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that is the one i got if you want an actual picture of the actual one i used then i can


No, we want a picture of the mangeled bloody tramp body.
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Yeah it wasnt funny.. But I didn't make like 5 threads a day saying random pointless sh*t.


well actually ive made 5 threads in 2 months. they wernt pointless shit

get your ****ing facts right before you say this shit
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well actually ive made 5 threads in 2 months. they wernt pointless shit

get your ****ing facts right before you say this shit


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This is only like 2 cities over from me. What the fuck.
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