#1
Well guys, I've really hit rock bottom. I was so hungry today, but I couldn't afford food. I asked this guy for change, and he was very rude to me. He had a suit, he clearly had change, but he just shrugged me off. That was the last straw for me, so I beat him up and my dog helped. I took his waistcoat and ran off.

Wasn't but a few hours later that the guy comes back at me with a frying pan and smashes my face up. I didn't want to rob the guy at first, and now I'm poor and hungry and cold, with a lot of bruises and nothing to show for it. I haven't even got a house, I'm just using the internet in the local public library.

tl;dr: it's dangerous on the streets at night.
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#4
something similar happened to me today. maybe you should check my thread and we can give each other advice.

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#7
Some people suck. Sorry to hear that man
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#12
just because he had a suit he had change? riiiiiiiiight...

i think u deserve what u got, u started it... u robbed and beat up someone cause they were a dick... necessary?
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#14
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#16
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just because he had a suit he had change? riiiiiiiiight...

i think u deserve what u got, u started it... u robbed and beat up someone cause they were a dick... necessary?


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#19
Mist- AAAAAAAAKE!

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So uh...




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#20
Lol at all the people who are saying: "Oh wow man that sucks what a terrible guy he must have been."
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#23
I just took the time to look around on the Pit, and I must say this thread and the thread from the other guy's view (linked to earlier in this thread) are quite funny when you realise they're about the same event.
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#24
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I thought guitar hero was frowned upon?

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They are.

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I tremble before your enormous penis.
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#29
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please dont stretch the page you shit
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