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me and my housemates were wondering if it would be possible to drink a small child full of beer (inspired by Irish comedian Tommy Tiernan)
We decided that a 3 year old would qualify as a small child.

One of my housemates has worked it out as such
Child weighs 31 lbs = 14 kg
Litre of water = roughly kilogram
We took it that beer would be about the same
14 litres.

28 cans. A slab.
So yes, but you'd need to start early.

I was wondering if the Pit could work it out better. For example we weren't very exact as the density of beer =/= the density of water exactly. Also, weight may not be the best way to do it, as it includes stuff like bone which is much heavier than beer would be were you to fill a small child with beer. Volume may be a better measure but more difficult to work out.
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Ale or lager?
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Ale or lager?

I'd say lager, for simplicities sake. Although I prefer ale.
We could always work out both.
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What's the alcohol content of said beer?

Between 4 and 5 percent
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I mean beer

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#17
Hmm. Over 24 hours, it's doable. Would feel rather shite for the next week though. Also please, please tell me this is part of your campaign.


WEBBDIT: Much as I strongly prefer ale/non-piss, I could not stomach that much heavy booze. I'd need a fairly easy lager.
#18
so beer has roughly 5% of alcohol.

1 liter of water is 1 kilogramm, and ethanol has the molecular mass of 46.06844 g/mol.

now if only anyone could tell me how much one kg of ethanol weighs, we can calculate this shit and get the party started.

EDIT: X be the amount of beer you'd have to drink.
Y be the weight of 1 liter of ethanol
Z be the weight of the kid/person

X = Z*L / (.95kg + Y*kg)

and then you have a formula with which you can calculate the amount of beer you'd have to drink to drink a person of any weight at any age.
Last edited by CoreysMonster at Oct 28, 2009,
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Hmm. Over 24 hours, it's doable. Would feel rather shite for the next week though.

Also please, please tell me this is part of your campaign.

A SMALL CHILD OF BEER FOR ANYONE WHO VOTES FOR ME


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Quote by CoreysMonster
so beer has roughly 5% of alcohol.

1 liter of water is 1 kilogramm, and ethanol has the molecular mass of 46.06844 g/mol.

now if only anyone could tell me how much one kg of ethanol weighs, we can calculate this shit and get the party started.


As a scientist I approximate that 1kg of ethanol will weigh 1kg.
#23
How high of an alcohol content are we talking here? I don't know if I could drink it if it was over, like, 4% alcohol.
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A SMALL CHILD OF BEER FOR ANYONE WHO VOTES FOR ME


There ya go.



Make it a small child + a pint, and I mean a really, really good pint, and you're on.
#26
Quote by CoreysMonster
so beer has roughly 5% of alcohol.

1 liter of water is 1 kilogramm, and ethanol has the molecular mass of 46.06844 g/mol.

now if only anyone could tell me how much one kg of ethanol weighs, we can calculate this shit and get the party started.

Beer also has sugar and stuff though.

The internet tells me that the density of (a good Austrian) beer is about 1.00680 g/cm3
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Make it a small child + a pint, and I mean a really, really good pint, and you're on.

That's what i was gonna say.
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Make it a small child + a pint, and I mean a really, really good pint, and you're on.

For you, anything
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As a scientist I approximate that 1kg of ethanol will weigh 1kg.




Let's get the party started.
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#31
You could model the limbs as being cylinders and the head and torso as a 3D rectangle which name escapes me. Make rough estimates in light of the body's shape to make it as close as possible I'd say.
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#32
X be the amount of 40% proof vodka you'd have to drink.
Y be the weight of 1 liter of ethanol
Z be the weight of the kid/person

X = Z*L / (.6kg + Y*kg)

and then you have a formula with which you can calculate the amount of vodka you'd have to drink to drink a person of any weight at any age.

because vodka is cooler than beer.
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The best thing to do would be to put a small cild in a large blender.Blend until fully liquidised, and then match with beer.





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#34
You could always submerge a 3 year old in a vat of water to see how much is displaced then drink the equivalent amount of beer
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You could always submerge a 3 year old in a vat of water to see how much is displaced then drink the equivalent amount of beer

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#36
Also, possibly the best way to do this is to steal a child and cover him in plaster of Paris. Then you can use the cast to make child-shaped beer holders, and market those sons of bitches and get rich.
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You could always submerge a 3 year old in a vat of water to see how much is displaced then drink the equivalent amount of beer

Preferably this could be done without drowning any toddlers
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Preferably this could be done without drowning any toddlers

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