#1
Quote by tit_grab
whts the meening behind ur username mine is cuz i was grabin this girls tit while i sined up lol wht bout u guys?


There's mine. What about you guys? Post some funny UGer comments.

Go.
Quote by Stormx
I tremble before your enormous penis.
Quote by molala2
and i farted, it was really stink
Quote by italiarlz135
Led Pepplin, you are god because of this thread.
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#3
Quote by ZanasCross

I'd ban Led Pepplin.

Oh wait...




Oh and
Quote by fretsofthebeast

Yank on your baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalls


I think it was fretsofthebeast...
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Last edited by entity0009 at Oct 28, 2009,
#5
Quote by Well.......
"I crash your face."


Well, almost everything that guy typed up.
+1

I liked it when Dreadnought closed a thread about being naked, or something. And he wrote 'Clothed' instead of 'Closed'.
#6
"It's stereo amp, and I don't think it's tube. However, for a stereo amp, it is very good. Don't plug guitar into it; just use it as hi-fi if it works."
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#7
Me three years ago when I was a moron:

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Quote by CaptainJack666

i think a band needs a fantastic drummer, maybe dom howard? and a great bassist, perhaps chris wolstenholme? and deffo a good guitarist/vocalist, im thinking matt bellamy? yes, that would be a group and a half


Matt Bellamy huh? i love muse, he's got some really catchy riffs and is a great vocalist, i agree wit' ya!


Seriously, I was going through my old posts the other day, and I didn't know whether to cringe or laugh.
#8
Quote by dragoo-mon
leave hogwarts nevile longbottom, and never return



Epiphone Les Paul Standard w/ SD Alnico Pro II's
Fender Aerodyne Telecaster & Stratocaster
Marshall JCM 800 4104 combo


E-Married to Funny_Page
#9
GannonBracewell

CBGB wants to be famous like the others such as Green Day and Offspring. They don't want to be a underground punk band.




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Quote by dudetheman
Dude, your fucking sig creeps me out.

Quote by Kosh H
I just noticed his sig too...I feel uncomfortable now...

Quote by WantsLesPaul
Your sig killed my boner _


DIY SO-CAL PUNK LABEL
#10
Can't remember the thread nor the username so claim for fame guys. Anyway, there was some thread with a large ****ing wall of text and some total champion posted the catchphrase "y u mke thred?" which I now use without the same success.

One of the funnier things I've read here. Also, anything I say.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#11
Quote by Well.......
"I crash your face."


Well, almost everything that guy typed up.
That was hilarious.
Quote by entity0009


Oh and

I think it was fretsofthebeast...
Ha, I can't believe he actually did it. I had to write up a crappy little essay to get myself out of the FOTB.
Quote by Stormx
I tremble before your enormous penis.
Quote by molala2
and i farted, it was really stink
Quote by italiarlz135
Led Pepplin, you are god because of this thread.
Quote by josh999x, Brick23


#13
anything Carmel has in her FOTB blog
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#14
Can't remember who but : "don't move or i'll cum"
Scale


The
Summit

Originally Posted by Guitarbaddie
Dude, she's like 12, what is wrong with you?



Originally Posted by RockGuitar92
You're the one who came on her face.

#15
It's in someone's sig, it's like

lol i skate and this one time this cop told us we coudlnt so i punched him and we ran cuz he was goin to arrest us then we went home and got so drunk lol


EDIT: Found it, it's in webbtje's sig.
Quote by xBleedingxTearz
lol i sk8 n this 1 time this cop told us to leave cuz we were sk8in there n i punchd him in the face n we ran cuz he wuz gonna arrest us thn we went 2 my friends house n got so drunk lol

I was pretty close.
Last edited by bulldozerbob at Oct 28, 2009,
#16
"So I was watching the Prestige with my friends..."
Rig
Fender 09 Standard Strat>Wilson Ten Spot II Wah>Boss DS-2 Turbo Distortion>EHX Big Muff Pi>Boss CE-2 Chorus>Crate V32 Palomino 212
Fender Deluxe Active Jazz Bass>(Same Pedals)>AcousticB20

Quote by WtrPlyr
I'm with DeltaFunk
#17
Quote by bulldozerbob
It's in someone's sig, it's like


That's a sweet one indeed. I like mine quite a bit although that one is even more stupid and therefore spectacular.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#18
Quote by bulldozerbob
It's in someone's sig, it's like

Quote by xBleedingxTearz
lol i sk8 n this 1 time this cop told us to leave cuz we were sk8in there n i punchd him in the face n we ran cuz he wuz gonna arrest us thn we went 2 my friends house n got so drunk lol
You mean that?
Quote by Stormx
I tremble before your enormous penis.
Quote by molala2
and i farted, it was really stink
Quote by italiarlz135
Led Pepplin, you are god because of this thread.
Quote by josh999x, Brick23


#20
Quote by Twist of fate
For some reason, the members of Dragonforce (and most other mainstream metal bands) seem to be under the misguided illusion that they live in a medieval RPG. The band's songs are known for being fast, repetitive, and sung in ALL CAPS. Once you have heard one of DragonForce's songs, you have heard EVERY DragonForce song. Every song will contain at least one or more (usually more) of the following:

* Master on High
* Battles
* Fighting
* Warriors
* Shining
* Swords
* Starlight
* Shadows/Darkness
* Kingdoms
* ***gery Daggery Doo
* Fires
* Standing Together
* Dragons
* Victory
* Distance
* Waiting For The Day
* Forces
* More Battles
* Cursing
* Burning
* Far Away
* Reaching
* Falling
* Mudkipz(and various other pokeman)
* Rising
* Dreams
* Nightmares
* Heavens
* Eternity/Eternal things
* Running
* Souls
* Anal Seepage
* Fate
* Carrying On
* Flight/Flying
* Sky
* Persuasion of ass sex
* Running free
* Through the Fire AND the Flames


Hey Kids! here's a fun drinking game!

1. Each member picks one of the words from the above list (For Flying Free Eternal Flaming Destiny Sword™ difficulty, choose 3 words from the list)
2. Play a song
3. Every time you hear your word, drink a shot
4. ????
5. PROFIT!

The game is guaranteed to make everyone die of alcohol poisoning halfway through the song, as every Dragonforce song is about 25 minutes long, and that's not even including Herman's solos.

always will be my favorite
#21
I like the one in my sig. Though I really need to change it. Haven't seen a post worth sigging in months though.
#22
Quote by xBleedingxTearz

lol i sk8 n this 1 time this cop told us to leave cuz we were sk8in there n i punchd him in the face n we ran cuz he wuz gonna arrest us thn we went 2 my friends house n got so drunk lol


Off webbtje's sig. So funny.
What is this that stands before me?

Figure in black that points at me...


FUCKETH THINE SELF
#25
Is that guy still around? He's my favorite UG:er by far.

A few others that are worth to mention are the ceramic horse thread last winter,

that guy with the spikes and shit who loved to scare people while he was out with his brutal Cradle of Filth merchandise.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
Last edited by JohnnyGenzale at Oct 28, 2009,
#28
Quote by JohnnyGenzale


that guy with the spikes and shit who loved to scare people while he was out with his brutal Cradle of Filth merchandise.


What was it - chains, spikes, the works or something?

And metabolicmaggot wasn't trolling as such, he was just leading half the pit by the nose. Well impressive
#29
Quote by webbtje
What was it - chains, spikes, the works or something?

And metabolicmaggot wasn't trolling as such, he was just leading half the pit by the nose. Well impressive


Chains, spikes the works I think yeah.

Zaphik or something was the champion's name.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#30
The one in my sig makes me laugh so damn hard everytime I read it
Quote by skaterskagg1
Gotta have more shaft!

Don't sig that!


Just because you said not too!
#32
Quote by Archaon
I want to eat your shoelaces.


Quote by kikaykitko
Girls don't know what they want even if it raped them.


Quote by restless_thrash
he has ADD, slaveofsatan.

So, hey, i'm-*

Ts:O sh*te, a muffin! it's my fave! *gorges*

Her: so, call me!


Quote by Daydream_Goo
eat
sleep
meatspin



>_> 2 years worth of sigs.
#33
"Let's get some DieGarbageMan up in this bitch"
all I ever wanted was to pick apart the day
put the pieces back together my way
#34
Also, Islam is built around its pedantic little rules and doctrines laid out in the Qu'ran, unlike Christianity, whose pedantacisms are all interpretive. Islam doesn't allow for interpretation of scriptures like Christianity does.


The reason that dark skin is referenced as a sign of wickedness in the Book of Mormon goes back to a promise from the Lord to Nephi. The promise was, that if Nephi's brothers would rebel against him, they would be smitten with a curse and the sign of the curse would be a skin of blackness. It is not a racist thing but a fulfillment of God's promises.


Both from UG.
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#35
Quote by Kensai
Both from UG.


On a guess based on moral and political reasons, are they from Fassa?

Epiphone Les Paul Standard w/ SD Alnico Pro II's
Fender Aerodyne Telecaster & Stratocaster
Marshall JCM 800 4104 combo


E-Married to Funny_Page
#36
Quote by Chrisiphone
On a guess based on moral and political reasons, are they from Fassa?


+1...?
Quote by 20cdndollars
You are god, floppypick



Floppydick


If that's how you read my name, leave a message saying so on my profile
#37
Pulled them from the "christian guitarist" group. Oddly enough not said by fassa.
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