#1
Last week I was at Border's just to browse when I asked one of the employees putting away book's "What is the most odd book you have here." He then brought me over to one of the strangest most perverse sections in borders. Inside he showed me a book about Gingerbread Kama Sutra. The funny part is it didn't show how to make them, just pictures of them...

For those who don't know what Kama Sutra it is known as sex positions. So gingerbread Kama Sutra = Gingberbread cookies in the sex position.



1. Would you eat these cookies?
2. Which side do you start eating?
3. Would you bake these cookies?
#2
Sounds like... that's the way the way the cookie cumbles.
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#3
Quote by Kensai
Sounds like... that's the way the way the cookie cumbles.


Come on... that's... 'fucking' rediculous.
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#4
Quote by Kensai
Sounds like... that's the way the way the cookie cumbles.


which way?

i would eat the dude/giver first... save the girl for me


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#5
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Sounds like... that's the way the way the cookie cumbles.


I would laugh, but it isn't funny.
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#6
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which way?

i would eat the dude/giver first... save the girl for me


Er... on the face?

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Come on... that's... fucking rediculous.

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Outstanding first post, Kensai.


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#7
Quote by magnus_maximus
Outstanding first post, Kensai.


NO!
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#8
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Er... on the face?



I'm not gonna waste my a-material on you mingers.






You seem to have missed my pun...
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#9
Do they have lesbian karma sutra gingerbreads? No offence but ginger bread sausage aint my dealio
#10



i think kensai just won my vote with the quite specatacular first post

#11
Quote by thankyougermany
You seem to have missed my pun...

So it seems
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#12
Quote by thankyougermany
Come on... that's... 'fucking' redilicious.


???
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#13
I have that book
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Thank you, sir.
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#19
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the kama sutra is about fucking
hence the "fucking rediculous



Fine, I like what I did with it better though...

btw it's spelled ridiculous
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#20
I like it. I'd buy, bake, eat, and fuck those at any time.
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You seem to have missed my pun...

Well, it was pretty damn weak.
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#22
Quote by magnus_maximus
Really, it's the perfect idea. You could eat, think about sex, eat sex, and have sex all at the same time, and the food would be sexy.


Total yo dawg moment there.
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#23
awesome gingerbreads are awesome
you still have zoiiidbeeeerg
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