#1
I need to get wasted. And there is almost no alcohol in the house.
It's too late to buy anything.
I've had lots of cognac, any more and my parents will notice. It hasn't done anything.

Any ideas?

inb4 fap, rape your parents, kill yourself, fap, kill your next door neighbour, become a zombie, fap etc. etc.
#4
Glue+Plastic bag.
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#5
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fap, rape your parents, kill yourself, fap, kill your next door neighbour, become a zombie, fap

why do you NEED to?


Okay, I don't need to, but I would very much like to.
#7
IS it that necessary that you get wasted this very instance?
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#11
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IS it that necessary that you get wasted this very instance?


I very rarely drink, for some reason I just really could do with one right now.
#13
car exhaust + garbage bag


or


drink a healthy amount of draino and water and a couple tin foil balls if you really want to get messed up
#16
guys... it's 23:15 right now and I have to not wake my mum up. car exhausts, donating blood = kind of impossible. Anything a lot more practical? (I don't have any nutmeg, and deoderant doesn't sound too healthy).
#17
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guys... it's 23:15 right now and I have to not wake my mum up. car exhausts, donating blood = kind of impossible. Anything a lot more practical? (I don't have any nutmeg, and deoderant doesn't sound too healthy).

got any cough syrup? DXM sounds like the way to go.

maybe nitrous from whipped cream...?
#19
I'm gonna be completely honest with you TS, you're a loser.


I mean, you're asking a bunch of people you've never met what household supplies will get you high, because you don't have any liquor to steal from your parents.
#21
go to bed you retard. You sound like some dirty hobo scrounging around for anything that'll get the job done, yet you still live with your folks and have enough sense to not wake them up. Don't be an idiot, just go to bed. There'll be plenty of time to get hammered when you're older.
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#22
just cut your dick off.
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#24
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I'm gonna be completely honest with you TS, you're a loser.


I mean, you're asking a bunch of people you've never met what household supplies will get you high, because you don't have any liquor to steal from your parents.


Come on dude, harsh stuff.

I almost never drink, I lead quite an ordinary, happy life. It's just this one time, this one occasion where I really feel like I could do with getting wasted...


...and there is nothing to drink.
#26
if he wants to get ****ed up, let him. there are plenty of "safe" household highs, though i am not recommending them and i will not be held responsible for any bodily harm cause to anyone.
#27
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Come on dude, harsh stuff.

I almost never drink, I lead quite an ordinary, happy life. It's just this one time, this one occasion where I really feel like I could do with getting wasted...


...and there is nothing to drink.

What age are you?
#28
Drink some Ipecac. I hear that stuff is pretty wicked.
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