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Okay, so here's the deal, I was exploring the african desert or somethin like that one day and all of a sudden I seen an elephant... I kept walking a little bit longer and then next thing i knew... There was a Hippo!! and so i went to go swimming and I was bombarded by a Rhino... then I got to thinking....


What do you get if you cross an Elephant, a Hippo, and a Rhino...?


It was so confusing, cause I couldn't figure it out... then after months of consideration... I..... figured.. it out!!!


It's a HellifIno!!


so pit anyone have similar ideas? like a combination of three things of objects? what do you call them?
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How could you go swimming in a desert?
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Okay, so here's the deal, I was exploring the african desert or somethin like that one day and all of a sudden I seen an elephant



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Why would you go swimming, if there were hippos near by? They kill more people than sharks, dumb bitch.
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Why would you go swimming, if there were hippos near by? They kill more people than sharks, dumb bitch.


Imagine those combined with a tiger...
I dunno what the fuck it would be called, but it would be SO metal.
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What do you get when you combine wire, wood, and more wood?
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Imagine those combined with a tiger...
I dunno what the fuck it would be called, but it would be SO metal.



almost as epic as
#15
What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey?

A honkey!
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This is almost as dumb as the guy who said Brang.
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lol I'm not bad at English, we're only human after all. No human in this world is perfect =) Besides, imma northern girl who lives in the country >.>; English teachers kinda suck where i'm from v.v lol and I never said the joke was good xD just that it was there o.o

Peanut butter!!

OMG I have no idea why, But I have the sudden urge to have peanut butter and french fries o.e that sounds oddly delicious o.o
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Quote by Sweetcharms
lol I'm not bad at English, we're only human after all. No human in this world is perfect =) Besides, imma northern girl who lives in the country >.>; English teachers kinda suck where i'm from v.v lol and I never said the joke was good xD just that it was there o.o

Peanut butter!!

OMG I have no idea why, But I have the sudden urge to have peanut butter and french fries o.e that sounds oddly delicious o.o


lol ur so random
#19
Quote by Sweetcharms
lol I'm not bad at English, we're only human after all. No human in this world is perfect =) Besides, imma northern girl who lives in the country >.>; English teachers kinda suck where i'm from v.v lol and I never said the joke was good xD just that it was there o.o

Peanut butter!!

OMG I have no idea why, But I have the sudden urge to have peanut butter and french fries o.e that sounds oddly delicious o.o



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Quote by Sweetcharms
lol I'm not bad at English, we're only human after all. No human in this world is perfect =) Besides, imma northern girl who lives in the country >.>; English teachers kinda suck where i'm from v.v lol and I never said the joke was good xD just that it was there o.o

Peanut butter!!

OMG I have no idea why, But I have the sudden urge to have peanut butter and french fries o.e that sounds oddly delicious o.o



You realize being "random" doesn't make you funny, right?
#21
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#22
I seen an elephant... and I whomped it.
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I seen an elephant... and I whomped it.

But did you crash it's face?
#24
who said i was trying to be funny??? O.O omg... did someone actually think i was funny!!??? O.O lol idk, i just be random cuz i'm bored and am randomly playing poker... oh wait... poke-him... (pokes k-train repeatidly )
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who said i was trying to be funny??? O.O omg... did someone actually think i was funny!!??? O.O lol idk, i just be random cuz i'm bored and am randomly playing poker... oh wait... poke-him... (pokes k-train repeatidly )


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who said i was trying to be funny??? O.O omg... did someone actually think i was funny!!??? O.O lol idk, i just be random cuz i'm bored and am randomly playing poker... oh wait... poke-him... (pokes k-train repeatidly )


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#27
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who said i was trying to be funny??? O.O omg... did someone actually think i was funny!!??? O.O lol idk, i just be random cuz i'm bored and am randomly playing poker... oh wait... poke-him... (pokes k-train repeatidly )

The hell is a "k-train"?

And are you a 14 year old girl? I think you're a 14 year old girl.

Mainly from the obnoxious amount of times you say "random" and the "O.O" faces.
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The hell is a "k-train"?

And are you a 14 year old girl? I think you're a 14 year old girl.


As do I.
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The hell is a "k-train"?

And are you a 14 year old girl? I think you're a 14 year old girl.

Mainly from the obnoxious amount of times you say "random" and the "O.O" faces.


AYO IM K-TRAIN

her fiance. and shes 19. get it right. im as hyper and random as her i just dont show it cause im lazy 90%of the time.

god been here since december 08 and nobody knows me?


anywho yea im the k-train i got that name on the street not many people call me it anymore though. real names kenn.

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#30
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AYO IM K-TRAIN

her fiance. and shes 19. get it right. im as hyper and random as her i just dont show it cause im lazy 90%of the time.

god been here since december 08 and nobody knows me?


anywho yea im the k-train i got that name on the street not many people call me it anymore though. real names kenn.



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AYO IM K-TRAIN

her fiance. and shes 19. get it right. im as hyper and random as her i just dont show it cause im lazy 90%of the time.

god been here since december 08 and nobody knows me?


anywho yea im the k-train i got that name on the street not many people call me it anymore though. real names kenn.




#33
Quote by k-train
AYO IM K-TRAIN

her fiance. and shes 19. get it right. im as hyper and random as her i just dont show it cause im lazy 90%of the time.

god been here since december 08 and nobody knows me?


anywho yea im the k-train i got that name on the street not many people call me it anymore though. real names kenn.


Hmm... This should be interesting.

#34
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that made my day.

seriously though i dont normally talk like that im bored and was curious to see what the responce would be


everything i said was true though. nickname came from the area, fiance and her being 19, all that.
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#36
Hmm... well so much for this site being kept clean. as far as i can see, peopl tend to be a bit harsh when judging others. I thought this was supposed to be a site where people could come and enjoy themselves?? and by the way, clincher09, if you would've suggested that in real life, i can assure you the results would not have been very pleasent. not a threat, just stating somethin. Soo... yea, how about you others who are still posting in here change the subject to something more enjoyable and less... tolerant...? like....


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