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As the title says Im going to try my luck with hitchhiking to get to New Jersey from Tampa, Florida. Im trying to get up there by Halloween which I know is very unlikely but I was wondering if you guys had any tips, advice, thoughts or stories about hitchhiking.
#3
My friends cousin hitch hiked from PEI to Ontario. That's pretty far.

I'm going to say you're ****ed. Bring a knife.
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You really might get raped or murdered or some weird stuff srsly dude buy a Greyhound ticket for like 30 bucks.
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#12
Why?

Also, hitchhiking tips? Really? How old are you?
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you have a computer, a guitar or bass, but u dont have a car or money for a plane ticket?!?!?!
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#14
Hold a sign saying 'i wont kill you'. then when you get in someones care kill them and finally drive to NJ.

whats in NJ?
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#15
Ive hitchhiked before and I can gladly say Ive never been raped... yet. Also a greyhound ticket would cost me around $135.
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Ive hitchhiked before and I can gladly say Ive never been raped... yet. Also a greyhound ticket would cost me around $135.

My questions haven't been answered.
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You really might get raped or murdered or some weird stuff srsly dude buy a Greyhound ticket for like 30 bucks.
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30 bucks? It's not that cheap. I paid 80 for a trip within the same state. And that's with a discount for buying the ticket 3 weeks in advance.
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make sure you carry a chainsaw and a pack of miller lite
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#21
TS, you're probably gonna get raped, killed or something else really bad. Good luck and have fun.
#22
hitchhiking to new jersey? i've lived in new jersey and i can honestly say the only purpose to go there is hotboxing a car and going to white castle, unless, of course, you're visiting friends.
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#23
dude be really careful, carry a knife or other small weapon.
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So Im guessing no one here has hitchhiked before?

Naw, we ain't as cool as you braw. Seriously though, I don't think there are any "tips" on the topic of hitchhiking. Just don't look like a serial killer and you should be fine.
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#29
Well if any of ya on the east coast see a kid with long hair and beard hitching pick 'em up, it might be me! lol
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Naw, we ain't as cool as you braw. Seriously though, I don't think there are any "tips" on the topic of hitchhiking. Just don't look like a serial killer and you should be fine.

as long as he doesn't get picked up by a serial killer, check your craigslist, they have ridshare, and pay someone a bit of money to drive you seriously, no one hitch hikes or picks up hitch hikers anymore, its too risky now with all these ****ed up people
#34
I've lived in Banff and have frequently hitchhiked between Calgary and Banff. I've also lived in Vancouver, from where I've hitched out to Tofino as well as most of the west coast of Canada. The furthest I've hitched was Vancouver to Calgary.

I can't say I really have any tips, but I find it pays to dress well (not fancy, but clean) and look like you're having fun. Apparently hitching in the states is a bitch (I live in Ontario now and its mostly not worthwhile here), but out west its always safe and easy.

It's all about location too, make sure you're somewhere where traffic isn't going too fast, and there's a big shoulder. If it's not stupidly simple for someone to pull over for you, they won't. On big highways, use the on-ramp, or if you're using regular roads make sure you're outside of town. This way you avoid all the local traffic which will just disappoint you.
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#38
Throw caution to the wind says I. As a member of the generation who are the leaders of tomorrow I personally believe you should carry a knife at all times irrespective of location. Got to keep up appearances y'know.
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Hold a sign saying 'i wont kill you'. then when you get in someones care kill them and finally drive to NJ.

whats in NJ?



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Well if any of ya on the east coast see a kid with long hair and beard hitching pick 'em up, it might be me! lol


also might be sasquatch :|
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