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884 87%
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#1
Long story short, some guy down the hall jacked my $500 TV by breaking in through the windows. I had a hunch it was him, and told campus police. They searched his room and, to my luck, they found it.

I can choose to press charges on the guy, which may result in jailtime, a fine, or community service; and this doesn't include the possibility that the school may kick him out of the dorms or suspend him for this or next semester. Or, I can show mercy, and not let this kid's life be ruined. What do you think, Pit?
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#4
Press charges. Also tell your RA what happened.
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#5
accuse the man of rape and watch as the events unfold ...
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#6
Its your choice. I think you should press charges. He broke your window and stole your TV. He deserves something for the damage to the window, not to mention the theft
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#9
Press Charges

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#10
rape


him with charges
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#11
Finish him!
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#12
Do it.
If you don't, he'll do it to someone else because he thinks he'll be shown mercy again.

This is the only way he will learn.
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#13
riun his life, dickhead. <Him not you
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#15
Talk to him before you choose and give him a proposition.

Steal other things for you, or you'll press charges.

You now have your own thief in your pocket.

If he refuses, well, then press charges.

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#16
The Golden Rule must surely apply in this situation. An eye for an eye!

Cut out his eye!
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#18
Charge him.
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#20
Ruin his life.

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#24
as Jamie hyniman from mythbusters says ''when in doubt..... C4''

Disclamer: do not do this, if this does happen it will be from YOUR own will and will be nothing to do with me......

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#25
press charges unless he agrees to giving you oral sex
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#26
rape him

edit: i feel bad making rape jokes after reading that other thread

but in all seriousness, charge him, he was in the wrong.
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#28
He's just going to do it again to somebody else if he thinks he can get away with it.

Press charges on him, or he won't learn anything.
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That's exactly what I've been trying to say.

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#29
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Long story short, some guy down the hall jacked my $500 TV by breaking in through the windows. I had a hunch it was him, and told campus police. They searched his room and, to my luck, they found it.

I can choose to press charges on the guy, which may result in jailtime, a fine, or community service; and this doesn't include the possibility that the school may kick him out of the dorms or suspend him for this or next semester. Or, I can show mercy, and not let this kid's life be ruined. What do you think, Pit?
Work a deal with the police. File the charges, but have them delay the court thing for 6 months or smth. Tell them if he keeps his nose clean that long, you'll be willing to drop the charges.
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#32
Report him
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#36
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Let me in for a minute, you're not my life but I want you in it


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#37
If you know the guy and he's just a good kid in a bad situation, I'd say go easy on him...if not...

FINISH HIM

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#38
show him that the long penis of the law is nothing to fuck with.


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#39
I have until tomorrow to decide, since the guy who's working the case won't be back in until tomorrow. They're keeping my T.V. as evidence until tomorrow as well.
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#40
Do what must be done. Do not hesitate. Show no mercy. And when the little padawans ask for help, destroy them.
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