#1
I tell girls I play the guitar so I can get into their pants, works every time.
But, the thing is, i can't play the guitar.
I think I'm pretty cool.
What do you guys think?
#2
Cool enough to get reported.
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#3
I do the same with the piano.
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#5
Seems like...


...the girls are getting into your pants.


YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#8
You made an account here just to post that?
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#12
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Well done on getting some action dude


Thank you man its been pretty kinky so far.
#14
HAHA u so kewl u make account on new website to tell story lololo

uck you
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#16
Man you have no idea how hawt they were.
I tapped them so hard and all night.
Oh yeah and I totally got one pregnant, but i told her I loved her so she got an abortion.
Never seen her since.