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#5
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edit-change your sig back
lolnah
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Yay for viagra
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pimp
Fosho.
#8
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Dhore has 114 children and grandchildren. His oldest son is 80 and three of his wives have died. This was his first marriage for three quarters of a century.


What a player.
#11
He's probably going to eat her...


Why don't they show a picture of her?? She's probably blind and doesn't know whats going on
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-2008 Gibson Les Paul Studio Cherry Sunburst w/ Alnico Pro II
-Marshall JCM2000 DSL 401
-Fender Hot Rod Deluxe
-Blackstar HT-1 mini stack
Last edited by IdntNedUrCvlWar at Oct 29, 2009,
#12
Dhore – who says he was born in 1897, the year that Queen Victoria celebrated her diamond jubilee – already has 13 children by five wives, but said he would like more with his newest, Safiya Abdulle.


Surely, his sperm must be too old to multiply by now?


S t a i r s s r i a t S

#13
"already has 13 children by five wives, but said he would like more with his newest, Safiya Abdulle."

......what

why would she?!

how is this....?!?!

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#14
Dhore has 114 children and grandchildren. His oldest son is 80 and three of his wives have died. This was his first marriage for three quarters of a century.


hey the more pussy you have longer you eh?
Peace my brothers!!!!
#17
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Total badass.


Holy shit.

Totally.

I hope to be like him when I'm his age.

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#18
^
There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.


Resistance is victory.


We are building up a new world.
Do not sit idly by.
#19
Quote by vicarious46
"already has 13 children by five wives, but said he would like more with his newest, Safiya Abdulle."

......what

why would she?!

how is this....?!?!


Wrinkle fetish?
キタ━━━━(・∀・)━━━━!!
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shred knows more about everything than anyone i think

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i hope we never meet shjred honestly i love you but im scared of you
#20
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A CHALLENGER APPEARS

so what is this a ****ed up version of pokemon now?
Peace my brothers!!!!
#21
Quote by sashki
Your avatar creeps me out more than this story ever will.

Congratulations to the man, I guess.
#22
I can't wait till I'm 90 and realize that my future wife will soon be born.
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#24
This would be a good time for the "lol wut?" Backpack.

Is the backpack bannable?
Turtles R awesome. dont agree? YOU GO TO HELL, YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!


PSN: Purple-munky

Gear...
Ion - acoustic guitar.
Cort KX1Q - i smashed it
Fender Super Champ XD 15w
Stagg G-310 - i smashed it.
#27
I thought the rule was half your age plus 7, not 1/10 your age plus seven
Last.Fm

“If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.”
― Terry Pratchett

qft...



Jeremy Clarkson is a knob.
#28
So if he's 112 then, that's... hmm.. if its half your age... 112/2... and then
you add 7... 61, 62, 63... Woah!! She's way too young for him!!
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I like you sir. I would like to congratulate you on how awesome you are. You make me think that there is hope for humanity yet.

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#31
Quote by Turkeyburger
I aint sayin' she's a gold digger.


She just like messin' with dem old niggas.
#32
Quote by StringAssassin
She just like messin' with dem old niggas.


Well played.
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What the hell is a G&L.



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Gay & Lesbian I think, the box smelled funny
Greg what did you send me??
#34
Somali adolescent girls are often married off to older men.


This needs to be fixed

Somali adolescent girls are often married off to the oldest men.


there we go
I prefer to call them seizures of desire.
#35
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Fuck you I'm trying to be caring and shit


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Okay guys, I have a confession to make. Not really a confession since it's something that's been bugging me for awhile but I've always been in denial about it.

**** you gilly, it's not what you think
#36
It's sad when a 112 year old is getting more pussy than you..






#37
17, eh?

He's watching you, you old ****er...
Gear
Highway One Tele (w/Custom Shop 51 Nocaster pickups)
Standard Tele (modded to Nashville specs)
Reverend Roundhouse

Orange Rockerverb 50 MKI
Vox AC4c1
Jet City JCA20H

And pedals!



"Shiva opens her arms now..
...to make sure I don't get too far"
#38
wow, thats... unreal.. i wonde rhow many of them he actually knows
PTARMIGAN DUNE?
#40
it's people like this guy i aspire to be
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It's okay because whatever, forever
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