Im hot. But no biches like me. And none of them want to f* me. So what do i do. help.
sup, my name is abe
prove it
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I get such a big rush from downloading torrents that I just have to cum all over my face right at that moment.
Ask them "does this rag smell of chloroform to you?".


Chances are you won't actually have a rag soaked in chloroform, and you'll just look silly.

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.


My love for you
Is like a truck
order them a rufiecolada... Or however you spell it. It works in Sublime's song Date Rape.

Get to it
Get the hell off the internet for a start.
Populus vult decipi. Decipiatur.

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It's can be a contraction and genitive case.

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If you cut down on these costs students won't learn so well, effecting the "quality"...