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#1
Firstly, yes, this thread has most likely been done, multiple times.

Now that we've got that away, please post instances in which you have been caught doing something bad, be it drugs/sex/murder and so forth.

I just got caught making out with my girlfriend by the afterschool club thing we were at.
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#2
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#3
I once shot a sheriff, I think his deputy saw me doing it.
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#4
O NOES what a nefarious act of EVIL!

^did you shoot him too!?
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#6
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I once shot a sheriff, I think his deputy saw me doing it.

*yawn*


I once destroyed an entire system of planets without flinching.
#8
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O NOES what a nefarious act of EVIL!


I saw this kind of reaction coming. . . I was being a little sarcastic.
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#9
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I once shot a sheriff, I think his deputy saw me doing it.


Wait..I shot the sheriff too.
#10
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*yawn*


I once destroyed an entire system of planets without flinching.

Look, mate. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

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Wait..I shot the sheriff too.


Did you shoot the deputy?
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#12
Shouldn't "nefarious" only be applied to evil geniuses and dictators by the way? Not teenage masturbation addicts who once stole a Curly Wurly from Woolworth's.

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


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Berserker.
#15
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Look, mate. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.


Did you shoot the deputy?


And Kensai, the candles that burn twice as bright die twice as fast.
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*yawn*


I once destroyed an entire system of planets without flinching.


I have done this also. But I did it just using my penis.
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PTARMIGAN DUNE?
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#18
...why has nobody yet picked up on the fact that TS just labelled sex as something bad?
#19
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Shouldn't "nefarious" only be applied to evil geniuses and dictators by the way? Not teenage masturbation addicts who once stole a Curly Wurly from Woolworth's.

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Fuck you I'm trying to be caring and shit


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Okay guys, I have a confession to make. Not really a confession since it's something that's been bugging me for awhile but I've always been in denial about it.

**** you gilly, it's not what you think
#20
I got caught attempting to assassinate Hitler.....i hav also been caught masturbating ..fffffffuuuuu
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#21
I totally stuck my finger in an alien's bum. Then the government was like "OH NOEZ" so I grabbed my jetpack and went to Wendy's.
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When I was 11.

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#22
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I saw this kind of reaction coming. . . I was being a little sarcastic.


Yea, I was going to say.. that was about as evil as the time I went to let my cat in, but didn't.. and then did.
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#23
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...why has nobody yet picked up on the fact that TS just labelled sex as something bad?


Yes, because using exaggerated language about something sarcastically directly implies that's my belief. You can also say that I think drugs are bad as well, which I'm sure will come up soon enough.
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#24
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Yea, I was going to say.. that was about as evil as the time I went to let my cat in, but didn't.. and then did.

You sick animal!

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#25
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Yes, because using exaggerated language about something sarcastically directly implies that's my belief. You can also say that I think drugs are bad as well, which I'm sure will come up soon enough.


Chill out dude, I don't actually think that you think sex is bad.

But this being the pit, I was rather surprised you didn't get hurled abuse at for it within seconds.
#26
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Chill out dude, I don't actually think that you think sex is bad.

But this being the pit, I was rather surprised you didn't get hurled abuse at for it within seconds.


most of the pit are kind, sensitive people.
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#28
i remember a thread like this a long time ago and it had something about getting your carrot skinned in it.

this guy was masturwanking in his room and his family busted in and yelled surprise cause it was his birthday. i guess his family got the real surprise. it was quite epic for sometime..

anyone else remember this?

oh, and me. never been caught jackin muh dick
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#29
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most of the pit are kind, sensitive people.


Maybe when they are sober.
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#30
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Chill out dude, I don't actually think that you think sex is bad.

But this being the pit, I was rather surprised you didn't get hurled abuse at for it within seconds.


Which is why I attempted to address what you were saying as fast as possible, in case it was serious
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#31
I just got caught posting in a tween thread......


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#33
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Which is why I attempted to address what you were saying as fast as possible, in case it was serious


That's because Kensai used distraction, and caused mass confusion upon the pit monkeys in here.
#34
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That's because Kensai used distraction, and caused mass confusion upon the pit monkeys in here.


It was super effective.
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#35
i was at a party last weekend. i ended up getting head from this girl in the back of her car.
while she was sucking me off, her roommates (knowing full well what our intentions were) decided that they wanted to leave, so they came out, unlocked the car (turning on the lights) and yelled "let's go i wanna get some chicken nuggets!"

worst. cockblock. ever.
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ps I got into U of A


University of ass?

Umm. One time I jacked of to porn with my room mates after watching the prestige. Then the pit caught me.
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