Poll: Who do you want out of these 10 candidates to be UG president
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View poll results: Who do you want out of these 10 candidates to be UG president
Coreysmonster
133 17%
Dudius
21 3%
Happytimeharry
22 3%
Jackal58
105 14%
JackalUK
12 2%
Kensai
244 31%
opc100
13 2%
rabidguitarist
36 5%
Ur all $h1t
119 15%
Zero Hartman
70 9%
Voters: 775.
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#3
^ Nah I think this kensai character is going to win!

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Last edited by Kensai at Oct 30, 2009,
#4
Zero-Hartman supports drinking, nudity, starting fires and hilarious stories.
Zero-Hartman opposes everything that you oppose.

The others don't, they all light their pipes with ground down cute animals like puppies and kittens and stuff. They are murderers. You wouldn't want scum running this place now, would you?

VOTE HARTMAN ;D

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
Last edited by Zero-Hartman at Oct 30, 2009,
#6
Hartman! Hartman! Hartman!
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#8
Vote Hartman, The Sexy, Hilarious and Smart choice.

Zero-Hartman, The People's Choice!:






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I Play the Bagpipes.

they actually are a pleasant instrument.
Last edited by wellsy411 at Oct 30, 2009,
#9
Quote by Kensai


I love the fact that in that picture you call me a prude, yet I'm very drunk, smoking a jay and wearing a viking hat.

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youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#12
Quote by Zero-Hartman
I love the fact that in that picture you call me a prude, yet I'm very drunk, smoking a jay and wearing a viking hat.


I assumed it was your normal face, you were having a choccolate cigarette and that's not a viking hat, that's an 19 centhury bonnet
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#13
Well I don't want anyone to die because of me!!!!!!!!!

Kensai has blackmailed me and it has worked...

EDIT: NO!!!!!!!!! Not Kittens!!!!!!! Oh I'm a terrible person. Take me instead.
Originally Posted by happytimeharry
Your avatar is creepy, yet incredibly hypnotic...

I do what I can

Originally Posted by FiNNi
@AlterEdge: On a side note, I laughed when I noticed pedobear was your avatar

Me too... me too...
Last edited by AlterEdge at Oct 30, 2009,
#15
i voted kensai because politicians need to be good liars and he had us convinced that he was old for a long time.
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#16
Quote by AlterEdge
Well I don't want anyone to die because of me!!!!!!!!!

Kensai has blackmailed me and it has worked...

EDIT: NO!!!!!!!!! Not Kittens!!!!!!! Oh I'm a terrible person. Take me instead.

That pic is an outrage, a lie! A slanderous fabrication

I said "if you didn't vote for me I'd kill a kitten."
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#17
Coreysmonster, I choose you!

Thundershock!

Quote by humperdunk
i voted kensai because politicians need to be good liars and he had us convinced that he was old for a long time.

Pssh, maybe all you 08'ers. I remember when Kensai was a wee little piggy.

Not really, he wasn't famous enough then.
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Last edited by breadstick at Oct 30, 2009,
#18
Quote by humperdunk
i voted kensai because politicians need to be good liars and he had us convinced that he was old for a long time.


Us? Us?!
#20
I voted for Ur all $h1t because of his intelligent posts that I see cropping up everywhere.
"If God exists, there's no way he is French" - Andrea Pirlo

S A D B O Y S
#21
Quote by NinjaSlayHuman
Pictures never lie.


they are also worth 1000 words.

and there is apparently more truth in one word then 10, 000 swords.


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I Play the Bagpipes.

they actually are a pleasant instrument.
#22
I voted Kensai as he has the best campaign pictures and a face you can trust to kill kittens when the needed
#25
Vote for me to receive $1,000,000*


To be paid in installments of $0.01 per week starting from 1st Jan 2090
#26
Kjell or Corey... I can't decide...
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Fuck you I'm trying to be caring and shit


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Okay guys, I have a confession to make. Not really a confession since it's something that's been bugging me for awhile but I've always been in denial about it.

**** you gilly, it's not what you think
#27
Quote by TheMidasTouch
Voted Hartman Bitches.

Love you man! *hugs awkwardly*

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#30
CoreysMonster Ftw, he'll be amazing just like all the other german leaders.
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#32
Every time you vote for Zero Hartman he eats a kitten - surely that br00talz enough to deserve your vote?
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Ovenman, your contraptions make women's

clothes evaporate.
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I WANT THE TWOOTH!

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That's far too clever to be posted in the Pit.
#34
Corey's campaign sent people personalized poems, so he's awesome.

Corey ftw

Also,
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#35
Hartman's an Australian, all he'll campaign for is barbecues and Fosters.
"If God exists, there's no way he is French" - Andrea Pirlo

S A D B O Y S
#36
Quote by Zero-Hartman
Love you man! *hugs awkwardly*


Where the hell is my hug you ungrateful shit?
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#37
Quote by I.O.T.M
Hartman's an Australian ***, all he'll campaign for is gay orgies and martinis.


wut?
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#39
Quote by CoreysMonster
c'mon people, vote for the monster! everyone knows I'm UG's best threadstarter!

#40
Quote by I.O.T.M
Hartman's an Australian, all he'll campaign for is barbecues and Fosters.



Your saying that like it is a bad thing. And,l FYI, we don't drink fosters.
Member Of The Australia FTW! Club. PM Alter-Bridge or The_Random_Hero to join. Australians only.

I Play the Bagpipes.

they actually are a pleasant instrument.