#1
I was wondering what is real pirate rum? I know that bacardi is rum but is not brown liquor. what is real pirate rum? it has to be brown liquor.

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#5
real pirates drink 140 proof... at least!
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i think you must be confused, see pirates on ever drink bacardi, it's only brown cause the wimps mix it with coke . . .
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#10
Pirates drink a mixture of

Kerosene
Propylene Glycol
Artificial Sweeteners
Sulphuric Acid
Rum
Acetone
Red Dye No 2
Scumm
Axle Grease
Battery Acid
and/or pepperoni.
#12
basically it was cheap homemade rum that got you drunk.

Just home made. Not like they had hundreds of distilleries to make them Captain Morgans in those days...
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#13
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basically it was cheap homemade rum that got you drunk.

Just home made. Not like they had hundreds of distilleries to make them Captain Morgans in those days...

okey, so i just got to call my fellow brewers and tell them to make me some
#16
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that is some great rum! its great by itself, and i believe it is ment to be mainly by itself and not mixed with anything. its around 25 dollars for the small and stubby bottle so it'd be a waste to mix it with something else:P

that IMO is great "pirate" rum!
#18
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okey, so i just got to call my fellow brewers and tell them to make me some


Yup, pretty much. My buddy has some terrible home made wine that isn't filtered, so there is sediment on the bottom. I imagine pirate rum is like that, but this shit gets you wassted. It's like 30% wine haha.
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#20
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That, or Sailor Jerry(s)



every read the label of that, it's hilarious
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#22
probably Newcy Brown.. it's a god awful beer, it could be bad enough for pirates to consider it rum

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#23
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probably Newcy Brown.. it's a god awful beer, it could be bad enough for pirates to consider it rum


Eeeurgh. Bottled Tyne water ftl.
#24
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every read the label of that, it's hilarious


I'm too drunk usually to read labels on rum bottles...
#25
Quote by bendystraw
Pirates drink a mixture of

Kerosene
Propylene Glycol
Artificial Sweeteners
Sulphuric Acid
Rum
Acetone
Red Dye No 2
Scumm
Axle Grease
Battery Acid
and/or pepperoni.
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#26
Captiain morgan and Admiral Nelson and Sailor Jerry and that stuff are not rum. They are Spiced Rum, and not at all like real rum. Real rum is almost black, very dark, made from molasses, kind of sweet, and much stronger than regular spiced or silver rum.

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Captiain morgan and Admiral Nelson and Sailor Jerry and that stuff are not rum. They are Spiced Rum, and not at all like real rum. Real rum is almost black, very dark, made from molasses, kind of sweet, and much stronger than regular spiced or silver rum.


Bingo.

I like the stuff, particularly Sailor Jerry, but it's not the real deal.

Also:

Pirates didn't drink grog, they drank bumbo:

3 parts rum
1 part water
sugar to taste
nutmeg to taste.

Serve neat.

It's effing disgusting, but it's legit!
#29
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Captiain morgan and Admiral Nelson and Sailor Jerry and that stuff are not rum. They are Spiced Rum, and not at all like real rum. Real rum is almost black, very dark, made from molasses, kind of sweet, and much stronger than regular spiced or silver rum.



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