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#1
Hey Pit, what are some good sexual innuendos that people use alot?
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#3
Quote by MightyAl
In YOUR endo.


Thats what SHE said...


By She, I mean your Mom, and by Said, I ment Screamed.
#6
just say thats what she said over and over and if they dont get say they are immature and walk off
#8
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just say thats what she said over and over and if they dont get say they are immature and walk off


I walked off on your mom's face last night.

I walk with your moms face a fortnight ago.
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#12
i'll somethingorother you somethingelseorother
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#13
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In YOUR endo.

I'd double her entendre!


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#14
I just inserted my penis it your mother's vagina if you know what I mean.
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#15
ill do your mother in the face with a pine cone and various wildlife creatures
if you know what i mean

#16
wow...this thread is short...like your hair...
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#17
Axl Rose is a sexual innuendo, he admits it in Rocket Queen.
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#19
this is hard
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#22
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That's what...


I forgot the rest

I forgot the rest of HER!


...


... in my trunk. ಠ_ಠ
#23
Carla *With wedding ring on*: Do you have any extra long tongue depressers?
Todd: No
Carla *with wedding ring off*: Do you have any extra long tongue depressers?
Todd: No, but gimmie a minute

Carla: *Takes off ring*
Todd: Boobies
Carla: *Puts on ring*
Todd: Charts....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgOzbOIyYMo
Last edited by Twist of fate at Oct 30, 2009,
#24
There is a show on Sky 3 atm called "My Breasts Could Kill Me".

How ****ing hilarious is that?
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#25
What's an innuendo?
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#26
"out of two...


...I'd give her one..."
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#27
My dick is SO hard right now.
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#28
Hey you're wearing shoes, I'm wearing shoes, we have so much in common!
Wanna have sex?


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So... you 16?
#29
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Watch more Bond films.


More like watch more bondage films, amirite?
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How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.


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#30
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I just inserted my penis it your mother's vagina if you know what I mean.

Fapking, you have won this thread.
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#31
No women were harmed...quite the contrary if you catch my drift...
#32
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"Mama let me pump your gas"
E-biscuit for each reference.

"Mama, let me do it all, talkin' 'bout love, talkin' 'bout love, talkin' 'bout..."

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#34
Quote by alastors_blade
"Mama, let me do it all, talkin' 'bout love, talkin' 'bout love, talkin' 'bout..."

One of my friends asked me how I liked my eggs in the morning the other day. I told her scrambled. She said she likes hers fertilized.



Get her to ride you.
#35
hey, does this cloth smell like chloroform?
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#36
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hey, does this cloth smell like chloroform?


There's a thin line between rape and innuendo, and it's called the Tod.


O YEAAHH!!!
#38
Quote by bendystraw
Watch more Bond films.


I hope your not going to be one of those Russian agents whose name is just a cheap, sexual pun Miss Suckmeoff
#40
Just watch the Tod. After a while you'll be a fully fledged pervert
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