#2
Really? This is who I want to be my hitman:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIcxxtpdwEk
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#4
yeah but he'd cost too much
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#5
George Costanza doesn't need a hitman, I take matters into my own hands.
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#6
Administer the Michael Malloy test to see if he is worthy.
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#10
are video game characters allowed? i choose solid snake. he'll listen to me because i'll only tell him to kill for the good of humanity.*


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#11
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieW8FaypLqM



I changed my vote to this guy btw:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y
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#12
Pfft, this guy is obvs the best hitman.


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#13
I prefer killing my victims myself. Its so much more satisfying
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#14
I want this guy as my hitman.

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#20
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I changed my vote to this guy btw:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y


actually if you do it right, a murder with a spoon can take only a few minutes, sometimes seconds.
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#21
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What the- either that's photoshopped or she's got an ass tumor. No way that's proportional.
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#22


This will be my hitman. He'll melt the brains of his victims with his surrealist rambles.
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#24
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What the- either that's photoshopped or she's got an ass tumor. No way that's proportional.


Definitely photoshopped... the arm-stomach-ass-legs ratio is WAY out of whack.
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#25
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I changed my vote to this guy btw:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y

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