#1
ugers, tell me a story
ive never been this bored in my whole life...
tell me something thats so crazy interesting and exciting ill be like even if you have to lie...
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Better than hooked on crack, I suppose. I'd rather know my kids are safe at home beating their meat than out in the world robbing old women for their crack fix.

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What a huge coincidence. I have a butthole also.
#7
I have Nick Griffins phone number, due to a clever mate.

I rang him, he didn't answer.

There's my story.
Bands I've Seen

Robert Randolph and The Family Band
Eric Clapton
Letz Zep
Arc Angels
Eric Clapton (At the Royal Albert Hall ;D)
Joe Bonamassa
Eric Clapton & Jeff Beck (at the O2 arena ;D)
The Bootleg Beatles
#8
Crazy interesting, you say?

Well the other day, I couldn't get on the bus because it was full, so I had to wait 15 minutes for the next one.

The end.
You know what would be pretty cool?
A drum forum.
#9
There once was a bull that was red. He dreamt of fitting in a twin size bed. He found a small child, threw him into the Nile, and now he wears his skin on his head.
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'member The Pit of 10'? oH, I 'member!


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#10
There once was a man from Peru.
He dreamt he was eating a shoe.
He woke with a fright
In the middle of the night
To find that his dream had come true.
Last edited by chaoticfables at Oct 30, 2009,