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#1
upside the head.

I'm on my PC, watching That 70's Show, occassionally playing my electric guitar (acoustically). I've had my vocalist/friend over for the night, it's 9am, he's been asleep since 4, I've been up all night. I have never, ever, ever heard someone snore so loudly. It's resonating inside my bedroom. It would put Greek chanting monks to shame.

How do you stop someone from snoring, without waking them up? From what I can tell, he's breathing in through the nose, and out of the mouth.

This is really getting on my tits, I'm a pretty intolerant person anyway, when it comes to people, but this is taking the piss. I think it's that much worse, because I'm tired as fuck, but can't sleep, because of said snorer.
#3
Where are you watching that 70's show online? most of the episodes on youtube wont work outside the US and tvshack.net only works every 2nd or 3rd episode for me....

...yeah i only read as far as that 70's show

Edit: read the rest, just wake the fecker up, its 9am.
Originally Posted by Chromeproguitar
they make horrible noises in the middle of the night (is it sex?)

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#4
I've heard that making a loud snoring sound makes them stop.

If that doesn't work, just wake his ass up.
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Where are you watching that 70's show online? most of the episodes on youtube wont work outside the US and tvshack.net only works every 2nd or 3rd episode for me....

...yeah i only read as far as that 70's show

Edit: read the rest, just wake the fecker up, its 9am.


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#8
This calls for a surprise buttsex.

Or just put toothpaste (Jizz also does fine) all over his face.
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Originally Posted by Chromeproguitar
they make horrible noises in the middle of the night (is it sex?)

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I guess she's pretty hot if you're into that "having a good music video, but not better than Beyonce's" kind of thing...
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#13
Don't pretend to be a tough guy and stay up all night and go to bed before your vocal (lol pun) friend, hopefully you don't sleep to close to him and he wont wake you, when he 'practices his metalcore vocals'.

Problem solved.
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#17
Screw both of you, I was trying to be funny.

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#19
Fart in his mouth. If he wakes up, just say "excuse me".
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#20
Say "you are snoring please stop snoring" calmly and quietly to see if he subconciously hears and takes notice.

I know what you mean, though. Last night the neighbour's fucking dog wouldn't stop barking, I was about to scream "MAKE YOUR FUCKING DOG SHUT UP" out the window.
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#21
Just pinch his nose shut with your fingers for a few seconds. That will help.


For a while. Repeat if needed.
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#22
Try doing the sleeper, then the rear naked choke.
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#23
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Try doing the sleeper, then the rear naked choke.

I lol'd. For the first time at Kensai as well.
#24
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if slayer doesn't work, which it should, draw on his face and shave one of his eyebrows. won't help you go to sleep but should be funny

#25


Coincidence ftw?
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#26
slapping?... are you 12/gay?

you could pretend to have accidentally slammed the door BAM! all done.
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#27
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Say "you are snoring please stop snoring" calmly and quietly to see if he subconciously hears and takes notice.

I know what you mean, though. Last night the neighbour's fucking dog wouldn't stop barking, I was about to scream "MAKE YOUR FUCKING DOG SHUT UP" out the window.

Me neighbours have a german sheppard that never shuts up. The second we let our dogs out we get barked at all morning, because they keep him in a tiny dog run. I feel bad cause the dogs just bored, we even offered to take it to or place n let it play with our dogs... but nooo.
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#28
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Coincidence ftw?


You realize the ads go by key words, so since snore was in his post it picked that word out for an ad.
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#29
Quote by Kensai
Try doing the sleeper, then the rear naked choke.


but he might feel guilty about doing that afterwards... if his friend goes limp...
#30
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You realize the ads go by key words, so since snore was in his post it picked that word out for an ad.



Oh, no shit?

And I thought I actually came onto something great.
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#31
get naked, spoon with him and cuddle, until he wakes up in a "WTF!?!?" moment and say, I just love your loud snore.
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#32
To be helpful, haha snoring is caused by flabby tissue blocking the airway or whatever.

So flip the ****er onto his front. I dont think people snor when they sleep on their front.


Also makes easyer butt sex
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#34
Piss on his head.
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#36
Hang a mirror above him so he wakes up and sees his own reflection.
#37
I have a friend who does that.

I just kick him in the face a bit and make it look accidental, then go to sleep.
#38
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#39
Quote by dustyboy316
You realize the ads go by key words, so since snore was in his post it picked that word out for an ad.


wow really? i didnt know that. and here i was laughing thinking it was an awesome coincidence.

OT - poop in his mouth.
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