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#3
**** the world. This, and that puppy killing thread, wtf guys. LEARN TO BE CIVILIZED AND NORMAL!

EDIT: on a side note, where's the pics?
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#7
I wonder what kind of pick-up line would work in this conversation...
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#8
what is he gonna do with fresh meat? he does not even have teeth.
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#9
Am i the only one who read this as 12 year old man/
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#10
The bride, Safia Abdulleh, did not comment, but her family said she was "happy with her new husband" -- even though he is nearly a century her senior.

This seems almost as fake as Pamela Anderson's breasts.
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#11
There was already a thread on this like 2 days ago.
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#14
Quote by larrytheguitar
**** the world. This, and that puppy killing thread, wtf guys. LEARN TO BE CIVILIZED AND NORMAL!

EDIT: on a side note, where's the pics?


On yet another side note, where's the loyal UG member using the searching function? Oh, he's not here? There's just salrap10


S t a i r s s r i a t S

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#18
lol there was a funny joke on conan about this. It goes- When they were getting married, the priest said till death do you part, so he got out a stop watch.
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#21
112 my ass, he probably lost count when he was 40 cause he was already the oldest dude in africa
#22
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112 my ass, he probably lost count when he was 40 cause he was already the oldest dude in africa

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#24
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#25
the girl knows the guy is gonna die soon and she will inherit EVERYTHING!! honestly, what else is there?
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#27
I'm more impressed than some can live 112 years in Somolia.

Somolian pirates weee.
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#28
Christmas must be like a recession for him. One-hundred and fourteen children and grandchildren is impressive though.

Edit: Does anyone know if sperm can get arthritis?
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#29
Still trying to have kids at 112 is even more impressive...
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#32
how can he have children? i thought males stop producing sperms at the age of 50-60?
#33
THEY'RE IN LOVE!

Don't judge them!
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#34



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#35
I bet she's on top.....
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#36
That dude is my hero.
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#37
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Am i the only one who read this as 12 year old man/

i did too, and thought in my head, "rock on, little kid."
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#38
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"Today God helped me realize my dream," groom Ahmed Muhamed Dore said, according to The Guardian.


At least it doesn't matter whether you're a 112 yr old Somalian man or an 18 yr old American male, men around the world want to pork 17 yr old girls.
#39
He's 112 and he lives in Somalia?

Only in somalia would it be that a 112 year old could marry a 17 year old, and the 17 year old have a higher chance of death in the next 5 years.
#40
what the hell, 112 and he wants more kids, can he still actually get a hard on? got and his wife is willing to sleep with him?
what is this world coming to
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RIP Ronnie James Dio. You will be deeply missed. You truely are a hero and a pioneer in metal
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