#6
I don't get it.
Music.

PSN: JSniper-
Add me, and say you're from UG.

And yeah, I did make that name up when I was 13.
#10
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#12
Quote by JDbbx
It's so damn bad, I can't even believe I thought of it, I'm amazed. Anyone get it?


SS.
and Wylde.
What's not to get?

Bread baker: Dear God! Please don't kill me!
Assassin : Sorry man....im doing this coz i knead the dough.
#13
fiat abarth - amon amarth

anyway, burger king chicken. it is fowl.


it really is
DONT RISK IT, BUY A BASS AMP
#14
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," said the vet, "lets have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and has a good look at its eyes.
"Hmm," says the vet, "I'm going to have to put him down"
"Just because he's cross-eyed?" says the man.
"No, because he's heavy," says the vet.

this is funny but it's kind of a forced pun
#16
Archaeologists in Britain found part of an ancient door. It had a stone hinge on it.


Ever since my friend had all the digits amputated from his feet, I find him very annoying.
I think I might be lactose intolerant.
#18
My biology teacher is a cellout.
Quote by Ichikurosaki
sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#19
Quote by JDbbx
Oh dear God, my dad has epic timing.

I just cut my thumb with a Stanley knife, as you do. I said it would make playing the guitar difficult. He said I don't use my thumb to play guitar. I said well, no. He said WELL THERE'S NO NEED TO FRET OMG WTF




High five your dad from me.
#22
Quote by Demon Wolf
My biology teacher is a cellout.


You think that's bad, my biology teacher seems to be trying to convince me my exam results are underwater.

He keeps saying they're below C level.
Quote by ChadLikesGuitar
even now, an 8 year old could go download gorilla rape porn and jack off to it.
#23
Quote by 23dannybhoy23
You think that's bad, my biology teacher seems to be trying to convince me my exam results are underwater.

He keeps saying they're below C level.


iseawatudidther
Quote by Ichikurosaki
sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#24
Quote by 23dannybhoy23
You think that's bad, my biology teacher seems to be trying to convince me my exam results are underwater.

He keeps saying they're below C level.



I posted this in the oter pun thread, but it disappeared...
I sent 10 puns to my friends to see if any would make them laugh...
No pun in ten did.
#25
i was at band practice and my friend dropped his pick and asked me to pick it up for him.

hahahahahaha

Last.fm

"Music is a language of emotion. It informs our words with FEELING, and doesn't need to be learned.. It's visceral and innate" - Jason Silva
#26
Quote by 23dannybhoy23
You think that's bad, my biology teacher seems to be trying to convince me my exam results are underwater.

He keeps saying they're below C level.

#28
Quote by CoreysMonster


Hmmm.... the lastest addition to my egotistical sig
Quote by ChadLikesGuitar
even now, an 8 year old could go download gorilla rape porn and jack off to it.