#1
Last night, i was at a party with girls. But what was wierd was; even though i kept hitting on girls, my friend (dude) kept feeling me up.

then it happened. i was walking to the toilet, and he grabbed me, and got me in what he would later describe as sleeper, rear naked choke, mata leao then he "locked it down". he dragged me into one of the bedrooms and started giving me a handjob. i saw his dissapointment as i lost my boner halfway through.

in the end, i came on his chest. he ripped the duct tape off my mouth and said "i have to get this stuff off my chest"

he left and said "dont tell anyone"

amidoinitrite?
❝Don't be afraid of death, but of an inadequate life❞
Bertolt Bretcht


#6
that's just swell and dandy
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#7
Quote by KirkMetallica
Last night, i was at a party with girls. But what was wierd was; even though i kept hitting on girls, my friend (dude) kept feeling me up.

then it happened. i was walking to the toilet, and he grabbed me, and got me in what he would later describe as sleeper, rear naked choke, mata leao then he "locked it down". he dragged me into one of the bedrooms and started giving me a handjob. i saw his dissapointment as i lost my boner halfway through.

in the end, i came on his chest. he ripped the duct tape off my mouth and said "i have to get this stuff off my chest"

he left and said "dont tell anyone"

amidoinitrite?



then you moved to belair
Clocks tick. Your days are numbered in low digits.
You look suspicious - suspect niggas is bitches,
Get chopped up, grade-A meat, somethin' delicious
#9
Quote by KirkMetallica
in time you'll get it
We already have got it.
Shit like this gets locked all the time.
#12
1.5/10, would not read again.

Edit: Is this thread technically against the rules, or is it just fail?
#13
Quote by Cobain_Is_King
How did you lose your boner, yet still come on his chest?

He's got one of those keyrings that lights up when you whistle on it.
#14
Quote by MightyAl
He's got one of those keyrings that lights up when you whistle on it.


What the fu-

ctb gets it
❝Don't be afraid of death, but of an inadequate life❞
Bertolt Bretcht


#15
Cool story, bro
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Excessive punctuation!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote by dhutton
+infinity

I have infinity.
Quote by metharian
yea its way too much for my little stick lol