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#1
I walked with her to the pool by our school so we could talk. Then I felt it was right to tell her I love her. I looked her in the eyes and said, "I don't like you anymore." She looked sad and told me, "Why?" I pulled her close, hugged her tighter, and said, "I don't like you anymore because I love you."

It was kind of like a suprise to her.
#4
I didn't... she said it first
All I want is for everyone to go to hell...
...It's the last place I was seen before I lost myself



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#5
I take it this is a rhetorical question
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#6
I didn't.
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#7
Your little 'relationship' will soon end in heartbreak. She'll dump you, I guarantee it.

/Bringer of good news.
#9
Most people on this forum only have a relationship with their left hand :P

I don't remember my first love, but i'll tell you a tale of one of my more recent relationships;

we'd been dating a while, i told her i loved her, the day after she broke up with me Aint that just a punch in the crotch?
#10
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I show a girl I love them by going ass to mouth.


True love right here gents.

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Most people on this forum only have a relationship with their left hand :P


I prefer my right hand, thank you very much.
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#11
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I show a girl I love them by going ass to mouth.


You never go ass-to-mouth.
#13
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I show a girl I love them by going ass to mouth.


My brother won't stop saying ass to mouth! That word will haunt me forever
#14
Christ if i'd spat out that load of crock to my girlfriend she'd have leveled me with a round house then sh*t in my cereal.
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#15
i didn't unfortunately.

she dumped shortly after.

oh well, it was like a year ago
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#17
I told her while she was asleep, silly goose!!!


...And we lived happily ever after...


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#18
My girlfriend and I were walking in a parking lot with our hands together while looking for my dad's mustang. She thinks she is short, so I teased her about it saying "Alright, look for a black mustang... that is, if you can see over the rest of the cars". She laughed and pushed me away playfully, so I grabbed her and said "I love you"

We then proceeded to do the "I love you more" thing
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I you for posting this.

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#19
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My brother won't stop saying ass to mouth! That word will haunt me forever


Which one, 'ass', 'to', or 'mouth'?


#20
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I walked with her to the pool by our school so we could talk. Then I felt it was right to tell her I love her. I looked her in the eyes and said, "I don't like you anymore." She looked sad and told me, "Why?" I pulled her close, hugged her tighter, and said, "I don't like you anymore because I love you."

It was kind of like a suprise to her.

you can redeem yourself if and only if at the very least you got a hand job out of this. and as alway PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN.
#21
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We then proceeded to do the "I love you more" thing


I hate that... it's impossible to win this argument
All I want is for everyone to go to hell...
...It's the last place I was seen before I lost myself



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#22
I told her face to face and it truly was a moment to remember. However that relationship ended, but I still love her.
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#23
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Christ if i'd spat out that load of crock to my girlfriend she'd have leveled me with a round house then sh*t in my cereal.


I lol'd at this and TS's story.
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#24
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Which one, 'ass', 'to', or 'mouth'?




Damn you for finding fault with my sentence
#25
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I show a girl I love them by going ass to mouth.

Sigged, you god of relationships.
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#26
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god that was cheesy i think i'm gonna be sick.

this.
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#27
I bring her a flower ( roses ) for her birthday ( I asked her out on her birthday, but I only knew it after ). I simply hand her the flower and say : I love you.

Her answer was : Oh my god !! OH MY GOD !!

..

She dump me 27 day later.
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#29
Never did. She admitted she was "falling for me" or whatever, and I told her I felt the same.

We were best friends, but that was the end of our relationship because she was already dating some other guy, and she couldn't/didn't want to end it. It just got too awkward.

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#30
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god that was cheesy i think i'm gonna be sick.

also first loves never end well

ha, I am back together with my first love after 6 years after a series of random and completely unlikely events.

Take that, plausability!
#31
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god that was cheesy i think i'm gonna be sick.

also first loves never end well


Thats so not true. First loves can be amazing.
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#32
Well I go went to my secret dungeon where I was holding her and I was like "listen baby, I love you"
#33
Holy shit that was cheesy.
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#36
hmm, smell something...

TROLL SHIT.

obviously he got into his sisters film collection and watched them all like crazy.
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#38
If your having a "first love" I doubt either of the people would truly mean it. Most likely because it's usually when we are teenagers and we throw love around like hippies. I never thought couples that have lasted for 40 plus years are in true love, I just think they are compatible, just my opinion.
#39
I didn't, but I accidently told someone and it got to her :/

she celebrated by seeing how much she could hurt me and fuck with my head for about a year.
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#40
I too want to hear Coreysmonster's story.


As well, I don't knwo how it happened. I took the easy route and just told her as she was leaving, except...I said it in spanish.
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