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#1
You are now in the game.
Chapter 1


Choose your answer to each part and tally them up at the end to see whether you survive.

A=1
B=2
C=3
D=4

You walk into your room, and you look out the window. There is complete silence over the silhouettes of the city. You pick up your guitar, which one do you pick up?

A. Fender Stratocaster
B. Gibson Les Paul
C. Dean Razorback
D. Ibanez JEM

You pick it up and start playing, what sort of music do you play?

A. Jazz
B. Metal
C. Funk
D. Blues

You rest the guitar down, you:

A. Check if your girlfriends OK.
B. Look out the window again.
C. Get something to eat.
D. Go to sleep.

You see blood on the curtains, as they sway in the night air. You:

A. Call the Police.
B. Look for a weapon.
C. Run to the car park to drive away.
D. Look out of the window onto the street.

Chapter 1 Complete.

Add up your score to see if you survived.

Chapter 1 SCORES

4-8 = You survive, with Scars
8-12 = You survive.
12-14 = You die.
14-16 = You survive.




CHAPTER 2


You hear the door slam and notice your girlfriend is gone. The phone doesn't work. You find a note on the table. It reads: "Meet me at the abandoned warehouse downtown if you ever want to see her again". You:

A. Without wasting a second, run down the stairs and get in your car.
B. Look for clues on the rest of the note.
C. Get some weapons and walk there.
D. Try to phone the police again.

You race through the streets towards the warehouse. You see the weapon store, you:

A. Buy a pistol.
B. Buy a grenade.
C. Buy an uzi.
D. Keep going straight on, towards the warehouse.

You reach the abandoned warehouse. The gates and doors are opened. You:

A. Look around the warehouse to get an idea of where you're going.
B. You sneak in.
C. You call out for your girlfriend.
D. You run in with all your weapons at the ready in a frenzy.

You get inside through the main entrance. You:

A. Go into the small office on the left.
B. Go into the storage facility, among the crates.
C. Stay near the entrance.
D. Go into the inner courtyard.

Add up your score to see if you survived. Scores are reset.

Chapter 2 SCORES

4-8 = You are shot in the arm, but you manage to hide in a crate.
8-12 = You survive.
12-14 = You are stabbed in the back and die later.
14-16 = You die.




CHAPTER 3


You hear a metal bar drop onto the floor. You turn around, and see nothing. When you look back, you see a scarecrow-like figure in the distance. You:

A. Stay at the door.
B. Sneak up to it.
C. Shoot it.
D. Charge at it.

It's a make-shift scarecrow, with a note nailed onto its hand. You:

A. Go and pick up the note to read it.
B. You read it from a distance.
C. You walk back to the door.
D. You look for traps around the scarecrow.

The note says: "Looks like this note was not meant to be read, but it doesn't really matter, as you'll soon be dead". You:

A. Stay still.
B. Run to the door.
C. Jump out of the way.
D. Duck down.

Metal spikes fall from the ceiling and land about you, and as you wonder what is happening here, you manage to see a figure running in the distance. You:

A. Chase after it.
B. Run back to the door.
C. Stay still.
D. Throw a spike at it.

Chapter 3 SCORES

4-8 = You survive.
8-12 = You die.
12-14 = You trip over unconscious.
14-16 = You die.




CHAPTER 4-The Showdown


You see the figure again. It shouts from across the room: "Your girlfriend is in one of these crates, and I have the number of the crate on this piece of paper." He takes a lighter out of his pocket. "This place is wired to blow soon, so think fast" he shouts.

A. You stay still.
B. You walk towards him steadily.
C. You pull out your gun and try and shoot him.
D. You plead with him.

He shouts: "Stop right there! Or I'll burn it!"

A. You draw your gun and try and shoot him.
B. You charge at him.
C. You plead with him more.
D. You run out as fast as you can.

2-3 - You kill him and rescue your girlfriend. She's very thankful... ^_^
3-4 - You kill him and rescue your girlfriend but on the way back to your place you get hit over by a car and go to hospital for 2 months.
4-6 - He kills you and your girlfriend dies in the explosion.
6-8 - He burns the paper and you have no choice but to leave and let your girlfriend die.

THE END
Last edited by 9Guitarist9 at Oct 31, 2009,
#3
According to this, a Strat is worth 1 and a Razorback is worth 3. I refuse to take part in such fallacies.
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#5
nice i survived
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Last edited by Bitches nBagels at Oct 31, 2009,
#9
Quote by 9Guitarist9
It doesn't represent their qualities etc.

Yes it does; according to this, I'm less likely to survive with a Strat than with a Razorback, even though I'd probably commit suicide if I had a Razorback.
Quote by Chrisiphone
Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
Quote by JacobTheMe

Karvid is sexy

Quote by KAS1981
Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#11
Good thread idea, fun to play too!


I SURVIVED.
ಠ_ಠ
What is a wimp like you doing in a place like this?
#13
Iscored 11 points. i win
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You have a Badger Song avatar!!!!!

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Monkey Ball Sack

#14
B
B
C
B

Yay, I lived.

moar thread nao dammit
Last edited by CraZyB0y at Oct 31, 2009,
#15
9- Wahey!
I know you think that I'm someone you can trust.
But I'm scared i'll get scared and i swear i'll try to nail you back up.



Female SouperHero
#16
It's randomly allocated as to if you die or not. So, no it doesn't represent the qualities of the guitar. If you get a high or low score, it doesn't make a difference as to your survival.
#17
C - Dean Razorback

B - Metal

A - Check if your girlfriends OK

B - Look for a weapon
Sarcasm is beautiful, think about it.
#18
Quote by Karvid
Yes it does; according to this, I'm less likely to survive with a Strat than with a Razorback, even though I'd probably commit suicide if I had a Razorback.


Naw, you only die if you have 12-14 points

Edit: Chapter 1: Chapter 2:


yaaay survivaaaal
STRIKING MINORS
Last edited by Mources at Oct 31, 2009,
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Quote by Mources
Naw, you only die if you have 12-14 points


This makes no sense. I'm scared of participating, especially since it's Halloween.
Quote by Chrisiphone
Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
Quote by JacobTheMe

Karvid is sexy

Quote by KAS1981
Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#21
Quote by Karvid
Yes it does; according to this, I'm less likely to survive with a Strat than with a Razorback, even though I'd probably commit suicide if I had a Razorback.


Even if it was the last guitar in the world?
Quote by Teh Traineez0rz
yeah was weird cause she liked us both but she loved him and for some reason she let me know beforehand.

i just wanted her poon and she wanted me to have her poon.

so i had myself some poon.
#23
Quote by Shirate
Even if it was the last guitar in the world?

But it won't be, so it's irrelevant.
Quote by Chrisiphone
Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
Quote by JacobTheMe

Karvid is sexy

Quote by KAS1981
Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#26
9.

I'm confused, but whatever, seems like this could be fun

And chapter 2 = 8 points, that was a close, nearly got shot
Last edited by BEBEB at Oct 31, 2009,
#27
Quote by Karvid

This makes no sense. I'm scared of participating, especially since it's Halloween.


Pffft. UG>Halloween
STRIKING MINORS
#31
I survived after both chapters
Hull City A.F.C

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#32
Chapter 1: 9. Survived.
Chapter 2: 10. Survived.

Hey I'm pretty good at this.
#34
I survived both, except I have a bullet in my arm.


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Rap is music,far better than metal for example. id much rather hear about hoes and anal sex than dragons and supressed homosexuality.
#35
i survived both!

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#36
survived both (if you say this is good you lived, if u say this is rubbish you died and are upset so thought about complaining . lul)
#39
survived both!! im not grasping the point of this though. however, being too sick to leave my house or eat candy atm, im going to await chapter 3.
you know, ive owned 8 different guitars over my lifetime, and right now i have 3. i wanna know what the hell happened...i mean the picks and cables are understandable, they disappear into thin air all the time, but guitars?

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