#1
So I was scheduled to work desk at my universities recording studio tonight from 10-2 AM so I didn't plan on having the option of going out tonight.

BUT, my professor just called me and informed me that no sessions are scheduled, and although normally someone could do a walk in he's kind enough to give me the night off.

I have very little money, no ride to go buy a costume, and need a costume idea for a party. Go!
#3
Where's Waldo.

Its what I'm doing.

Red Sweatshirt. White Duct Tape. You're golden.
#4
But I need my toilet paper, and don't have a red sweatshirt.

I should just go as I am, with a sign that says "Nudist on Strike"

...too gay?
#7
Quote by fattyDQ
But I need my toilet paper, and don't have a red sweatshirt.
Halloween is much more important than basic hygeine.

Buy more toilet paper tomorrow.
#10
Quote by Toilets
Halloween is much more important than basic hygeine.

Buy more toilet paper tomorrow.


I might not think that when I have the beer shits tonight
#11
Go shirtless.

You're a premature ejaculation.. you just came in your pants.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#13
Quote by fattyDQ
I might not think that when I have the beer shits tonight
You'll be wearing a whole roll of toilet paper that you can use, what's the problem?
#15
Quote by fattyDQ
It's raining out. That's the problem.
Technicalities.
#16
Write "book" on your face, you are now facebook. Thank you The Office.
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#17
Quote by fattyDQ
It's raining out. That's the problem.


Say you're decaying.

Or paint the words 'stop staring' on your chest, so when it disolves you're naked but at least they won't be looking at your thing.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#18
get a an empty box of Lucky Charms, Frosted Flakes, or CheeriO's (or what have you) Tie a string to it, or fix it to your shirt, put a fake knife through the box, tada, you're a Cereal Killer.
#20
Quote by el-ECTRO
Go shirtless.

You're a premature ejaculation.. you just came in your pants.


Very good
#21
Quote by el-ECTRO
Go shirtless.

You're a premature ejaculation.. you just came in your pants.


#22
Pour some glitter over your body and say you're a vampire from twilight.
LARGE TEXT
#24
punch your face in the face a lot and be a zombie lol
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#26
Quote by Wade Wilson
Put a paper bag over your head and say you're the Amazing Bag-Man.


xD I may do this next year.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#29
Quote by el-ECTRO
Go shirtless.

You're a premature ejaculation.. you just came in your pants.

Dear god...

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#30
put on lipstick, eyeliner, blush, a lil sparkles and cut one of your shirts into a super low v neck and wear super skinny jeans. hopefully you have long hair, take it and gel it to the side in a kind of slick manner, congradulations you are now Boy George
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#31
Go in your normal clothes and them you're a serial rapist/killer. They look just like everybody else.
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#32
I worked behind the bar tonight, dressed as the guy from Clockwork Orange. It was pretty much a white pair of jeans, white shirt, black braces, bowler hat, some make-up and a jockstrap.
#33
http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1793690

10 Last Minute Halloween Costumes

My suggestion is the walk signal

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#34
Quote by Gsaws
http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1793690

10 Last Minute Halloween Costumes

My suggestion is the walk signal


Kitchen light! I get it! good one
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