#5
I totally stuck it in her pooper.
If it were socially acceptable, I would drape myself in velvet.

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When I was 11.

Googled "I would like to watch some porn please"



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I;m rdruk I feel no pain

#7
Bitch, i've been growing all day, i shaved this morning and then put away my razor for a month.
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
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God, you've gotta be UG's only moron!


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that's right,you certainly are UG's only moron.


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Read the moron's posts, ironically enough he knows what he says.
#9
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Bitch, i've been growing all day, i shaved this morning and then put away my razor for a month.


Yeah I shaved two days ago. Razor went dull anyways.
This will be siiiiiick.
#11
Who's Laura Nero? Is she a Persian girl or something?
Meadows
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I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#12
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Who's Laura Nero? Is she a Persian girl or something?

I heard she gave Rome an std.
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