#1
i went to a frat and shotgunned too many beers and threw up and now my college id and a few important articles of clothing smell like ****ing puke. Any advice?


/for those tl:dnr im too drunk to do shit, i threw up on myself, wtfux i do now???
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#4
let the puke dry out on your clothes then scrap the let overs off and then send them to the dry cleaners. They can clean most items of clothes. As for your I.D i dont know.
#5
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#6
1)Hook up with guys.
2)Wake up with sore rectum
3)????
4)AIDS
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#8
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1)Hook up with guys.
2)Wake up with sore rectum (and a thank you note in your pocket)
3)????
4)AIDS


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#9
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nothing you can do man my roommate was a bitch too, all you can do now is go to sleep and wait for the hangover tomorrow, and hope you arent still puking then
#10
Quote by LuckyBoys91
1)Hook up with guys.
2)Wake up with sore rectum
3)????
4)AIDS



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#11
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Showering is a good first step.

As for the puke smelling ID... um...

Clorox? Lysol? Something like that.


This is one of the most retarded things you can do when your drunk.

It's really easy to injure yourself when your drunk. My advice, stay awake but if you must sleep, lie in the position as if you were spooning a chick. Have a glass of water. Text everyone of your contacts and tell them what you really think of them.
#13
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I don't know, I threw up all over myself when I passed out, outside a club a few weeks back, was all over me, clothes, hair, wallet, phone. Basically I stopped using my wallet for a few weeks, went back to it, and suddenly just smelt better (by better, I mean it didn't smell of puke).

Problem solved!
#14
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i went to a frat and shotgunned too many beers and threw up and now my college id and a few important articles of clothing smell like ****ing puke. Any advice?


/for those tl:dnr im too drunk to do shit, i threw up on myself, wtfux i do now???


Owned.

A while back I had to help my neighbor who threw up on himself while he was passed out.

He literally slept in a pool of vomit. It was hilarious.
#16
pull the trigger and sleep.

your going to puke at somepoint
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#17
Quote by TOMMYB22
This is one of the most retarded things you can do when your drunk.

It's really easy to injure yourself when your drunk. My advice, stay awake but if you must sleep, lie in the position as if you were spooning a chick. Have a glass of water. Text everyone of your contacts and tell them what you really think of them.


I'm only going on my own experience. I just turn it somewhat cold, and sit up against the back of the shower. Wakes me up, and cleans me off. Then I dry off, and go lie on my face somewhere. Sorry, should have specified... I don't wanna be responsible for cracked heads.
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Quote by ReeseKillsHIV
I'm only going on my own experience. I just turn it somewhat cold, and sit up against the back of the shower. Wakes me up, and cleans me off. Then I dry off, and go lie on my face somewhere. Sorry, should have specified... I don't wanna be responsible for cracked heads.


Don't mean to be busting your balls but thats even worse. If your really drunk you might asphyxiate.
#20
Better than lying on your back and choking on vomit? I've woken up doing that, and I was damn lucky that I woke up at all.

It's kinda damned if you do, or don't. I don't get so intoxicated that I'm at risk of my muscles being inable to function under the weight of my body.
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Better than lying on your back and choking on vomit? I've woken up doing that, and I was damn lucky that I woke up at all.

It's kinda damned if you do, or don't. I don't get so intoxicated that I'm at risk of my muscles being inable to function under the weight of my body.


Well if you lie face down you drown in it. It's best to lie on your side like your spooning.
#22
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Well if you lie face down you drown in it. It's best to lie on your side like your spooning.


HMMM.

Touche, sir.
#23
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HMMM.

Touche, sir.


The reason i know this is cause some guy did a talk at my school. I stayed awake because it wasn't one of those preachy, "drugs are bad m'kay" speeches, it was more about how not to kill yourself.