#1
Seeing the direction that the makers of Saw franchise are taking, here is my idea for the next movie.

John has hidden a secret note in his ass before dying. It is found by the agent and says that this will be his final, really he promises final game he has set up for Hoffman after his death. Then the agent plays the game and manages to survive a trap where 10 shotguns are pointing at his face and for every breath he takes one of them shoots. At the end of the game a TV switches automatically on (Ofcouse jigsaw has set up this TV 15 years before even knowing Hoffman because he is THAT good at predicting future). On the TV John says that there is yet another final game awaiting for him in a hidden device in his dead body at the hospital. Coming up next Saw 23, next Halloween!!!
#2
Quote by ggnore
Seeing the direction that the makers of Saw franchise are taking, here is my idea for the next movie.

John has hidden a secret note in his ass before dying. It is found by the agent and says that this will be his final, really he promises final game he has set up for Hoffman after his death. Then the agent plays the game and manages to survive a trap where 10 shotguns are pointing at his face and for every breath he takes one of them shoots. At the end of the game a TV switches automatically on (Ofcouse jigsaw has set up this TV 15 years before even knowing Hoffman because he is THAT good at predicting future). On the TV John says that there is yet another final game awaiting for him in a hidden device in his dead body at the hospital. Coming up next Saw 23, next Halloween!!!

I lol'd right there
#3
Quote by ggnore
Seeing the direction that the makers of Saw franchise are taking, here is my idea for the next movie.

John has hidden a secret note in his ass before dying. It is found by the agent and says that this will be his final, really he promises final game he has set up for Hoffman after his death. Then the agent plays the game and manages to survive a trap where 10 shotguns are pointing at his face and for every breath he takes one of them shoots. At the end of the game a TV switches automatically on (Ofcouse jigsaw has set up this TV 15 years before even knowing Hoffman because he is THAT good at predicting future). On the TV John says that there is yet another final game awaiting for him in a hidden device in his dead body at the hospital. Coming up next Saw 23, next Halloween!!!

What was he doing to 'find' it?

I don't get on well with Saw films

Edit, out of interest, is this real?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3wJfmh8efQ
Last edited by Lr-Mtb at Nov 1, 2009,
#4
id watch it


but seriously i think they should have stopped on 3 even though i haven't actually seen 4, 5 or 6

#5
This franchise is gonna be just like Guitar Hero... tooo many parts! Although the first 2 movies were good.
#6
Yours sounds confusing. Plus to be honest if that agents rooting round in the guys ass he deserves to have ten shot guns pointing at his face.
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#7
Sounds like a guy-sitting-in-café-with-laptop-working-on-his-movie-script kind of good.
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#9
Have you ever seen a saw movie where the agent walks in, there's a dead guy on the ground, and he starts groping in his ass looking for notes ?
#10
Quote by Antis0cial
Have you ever seen a saw movie where the agent walks in, there's a dead guy on the ground, and he starts groping in his ass looking for notes ?


Maybe not, but we'll soon see a porno movie where the agent walks in, there's a dead girl on the ground, and he starts ramming his junk up her ass looking for notes.

DirtyEdit: and it'll be called "Band Saw".
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#12
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Maybe not, but we'll soon see a porno movie where the agent walks in, there's a dead girl on the ground, and he starts ramming his junk up her ass looking for notes.

DirtyEdit: and it'll be called "Band Saw".


Dude you just gave me the best idea for my next snuff movie
#13
Quote by Kensai
Sounds like a guy-sitting-in-café-with-laptop-working-on-his-movie-script kind of good.


This. So... definitely good enough for a Saw film.


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#15
only 23, eh?
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#17
I got a better idea for the next movie.

They don't make it.

Saw was good up til Saw 3. Saw 4 could've tied up the story but instead they decided to run it on for another 4 movies. (Yes - Saw 8 is confirmed for a 2011 release.)
#18
oh my! did you do that all by yourself! You're a really big boy! Lets put that riiiiiiiiight there

#19
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(Yes - Saw 8 is confirmed for a 2011 release.)


Oh dear god...
I enjoy a hearty roast dinner...


...for breakfast.
#21
Quote by Myfirstpubes
oh my! did you do that all by yourself! You're a really big boy! Lets put that riiiiiiiiight there


family guy reference?
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#23
Quote by Myfirstpubes
oh my! did you do that all by yourself! You're a really big boy! Lets put that riiiiiiiiight there



The first steps of baby Jeffrey.


Saw 408744 starring Pihl Al-Khalin as Jeffrey "Jigsaw IMIVIMVXVMIXCC" Dahmer.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#24
They should make the next film be one long flashback sequence (just like the others), except this time you get to watch Jigsaw make every tape and contraption that you see in the other movies. Running time 37 hours.
#25
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They should make the next film be one long flashback sequence (just like the others), except this time you get to watch Jigsaw make every tape and contraption that you see in the other movies. Running time 37 hours.


We have here a part of the script:

Black.

Fade in. JIGSAW appears.

JIGSAW
Why did I have to buy the cheaper timer at Wal-Mart's?! Now I'll have to get out again and go get it.

CUT. At WAL-MART'S. JIGSAW is buying TIMER from CLERK.

JUGGSAW
I need a timer. An old one, not the new digital ones, they don't fit with the tortur-... defense mechanism. One with the bells. No, I do not want that pink one. No, this is not a timer, it's a - I'll take this safety razor, too. Good.

CLERK
There you go. I'm not even supposed to be here today.

CUT.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#26
Quote by DirtyMakik
We have here a part of the script:

Black.

Fade in. JIGSAW appears.

JIGSAW
Why did I have to buy the cheaper timer at Wal-Mart's?! Now I'll have to get out again and go get it.

CUT. At WAL-MART'S. JIGSAW is buying TIMER from CLERK.

JUGGSAW
I need a timer. An old one, not the new digital ones, they don't fit with the tortur-... defense mechanism. One with the bells. No, I do not want that pink one. No, this is not a timer, it's a - I'll take this safety razor, too. Good.

CLERK
There you go. I'm not even supposed to be here today.

CUT.

clerks reference much?
#27
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clerks reference much?


I had to get him to say something.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#28
My idea for the new Saw film-

The creators of the saw franchise are tortured for two hours. Special effects are not used.
#29
Quote by DirtyMakik
I had to get him to say something.

maybe you should put him in one of the torture devices and all he says throughout the scene is, "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
#30
Quote by Myfirstpubes
maybe you should put him in one of the torture devices and all he says throughout the scene is, "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"


CLERK
What the f*ck is that rotating weird spiky anal probe?! HELP ME! ...

RANDAL GRAVES appears from nowhere.

RANDAL GRAVES
You gotta sh*t or get off the pot.

CLERK
I won't have any sh*t left in my body when that thing will be through with me! I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY!!!

RANDAL GRAVES
"I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY!" It sounds like the world would end if Dante Hicks would stop being tortured. oh wait. I'll be right back, gotta open the store.

CLERK says repeatedly:

CLERK
I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY!!!

CLERK dies. end of scene.
Cut.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
Last edited by DirtyMakik at Nov 1, 2009,
#31
Quote by DirtyMakik

CLERK
What the f*ck is that rotating weird spiky anal probe?! HELP ME! ...

RANDAL GRAVES appears from nowhere.

RANDAL GRAVES
You gotta sh*t or get off the pot.

CLERK
I won't have any sh*t left in my body when that thing will be through with me! I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY!!!

RANDAL GRAVES
"I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY!" It sounds like the world would end if Dante Hicks would stop being tortured. oh wait. I'll be right back, gotta open the store.

CLERK says repeatedly:

CLERK
I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY!!!

CLERK dies. end of scene.
Cut.

#33
My idea for the next saw film:

The movie is hit by a tactical nuke in the first five minutes. Everyone dies. The next hour and twenty-five minutes is spent watching the soldering heaps of rubble and human life, so you can see how much time you wasted watching these films, and so that you realise you're going to die one day, and that you're wasting your life.


I would then accept my Oscar wearing a salmon pink suit, and have Jewel Staite assist me with the acceptance speech.
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Clerks thingy

"Clerk's" name is Dante Hicks.

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#34
My idea for the next saw film:

A detective wakes up in a bathtub in the dark, and the lights go on, and his foot is chained to a wall, and so is some one elses, and there's a dead guy in the middle of the room. So they both have saws, a-

...AH SH*T, we've made that many saws that we're already remaking them? We're only on 78 though =/
#35
Does everyone know that the first SAW was made by uni students as a B grade movie, but it was recognised as being really good so they made it into a full on movie.

Its funny how the first SAW was actually really good and had alot of things that i didnt see coming, and then once they get hollywood involved with the sequels it turned to gore crap.
#36
I honestly would've thought they'd end it when the damn antagonists died. Fuck.
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