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My cat has diarrhea, or at least now I know that he has diarrhea. Today I opened my 120$ guitar case, I picked up my guitar and I didn't close it back. Few moments later, I found my cat sitting in it and there was diarrhea shit all over the place. I left him of and through him away , I was very upset, we cleaned it with everything the smell is so strong no matter what we did. The whole house smells like diarrhea now. Its my only guitar case
Any Tips?
A drumer is needed!!

In Dammam or Khobar
#3
Blood. Cum it.

And LOTS of Febreeze
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#5
Get it professionally dry cleaned?
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#7
Quote by shpaz
My cat has diarrhea, or at least now I know that he has diarrhea. Today I opened my 120$ guitar case, I picked up my guitar and I didn't close it back. Few moments later, I found my cat sitting in it and there was diarrhea shit all over the place. I left him of and through him away , I was very upset, we cleaned it with everything the smell is so strong no matter what we did. The whole house smells like diarrhea now. Its my only guitar case
Any Tips?



The only way to get the smell of cat shit out of a guitar cause is to slaughter the cat, collect the blood and soak the interior of the case in the blood for a few days. Works like a charm everytime I need to get cat shit stink out of a guitar case.
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#8
I was coming in here, hoping to find a dramatic tale of sex, love and kittens. I am disappoint.


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#11
Take a shit in the cat's guitar case, then you're even.

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#12
It could be worse he could have spray painted you're guitar chocolate brown.
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#13
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The only way to get the smell of cat shit out of a guitar cause is to slaughter the cat, collect the blood and soak the interior of the case in the blood for a few days. Works like a charm everytime I need to get cat shit stink out of a guitar case.


I would do that u see, but I hate blood
A drumer is needed!!

In Dammam or Khobar
#15
He's was trying to teach you the importance of closing your case, you should be thankful.

EDIT: Maybe you should poop over HIM while playing it, he still has to know who's boss
Last edited by Antis0cial at Nov 1, 2009,
#16
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I would do that u see, but I hate blood


A metal guitarist that hates blood...what is this world coming to!
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and it was about that time his sister comes bounding in, as she forgot to grab her handbag, only to see her brother running down the hallway with his dick hanging out and a hotdog sausage up his arse
#17
Quote by shpaz
My cat has diarrhea, or at least now I know that he has diarrhea. Today I opened my 120$ guitar case, I picked up my guitar and I didn't close it back. Few moments later, I found my cat sitting in it and there was diarrhea shit all over the place. I left him of and through him away , I was very upset, we cleaned it with everything the smell is so strong no matter what we did. The whole house smells like diarrhea now. Its my only guitar case
Any Tips?



Same thing happened.

To cope i crawled up into a ball and cryed endlessly.

Moral of the story is, never feed your cat spicy chicken.
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#19
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wait WHAT?!
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#21
DUDE! get jiggy with it! na na nana na na na. Maybe tomato juice?
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#22
My dog used to sleep in my guitar case, I think it's because the case is soft and furry. Try explaining your cat it shouldn't do that with a few drawings you'll have to make yourself.
#23
OMG guys, thanks for the laughs I was realy unset
A drumer is needed!!

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#24
sell it on eBay claiming its in perfect condition
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#25
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sell it on eBay claiming its in perfect condition



Instead of guitar case, package contained bobcat.


Would not buy again.
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#26




I'm sorry but this just made my day lol.
I recommend using a ton of Frebreze and put a bunch of like car air fresheners in your case and leave it closed til the air fresheners ware out.
#27
Chlorine.
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#29
Curl one out on your cat, at least get even.


Plus, use carpet cleaner, but gently administer it so as not to ruin the lining.
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#31
Quote by shpaz
The whole house smells like diarrhea now.
Close the case, you silly goose. There's a reason there's a lid on that guitar case litter box.
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#32
just hit your cat with the guitar, (it won't let you get rid of the smell but we would have a funny Youtube video from it 'BROOTALZ CATZZ!!11!!1!')

or just put duck-tape on your nose
#33
Quote by ewguitar
learn to play cat scratch fever

Well I suggest that you give him some antacids, it's Just What The Doctor Ordered. Otherwise get him in a Stranglehold and you will no longer be Paralyzed by the stench of cat diarrhea.
#35
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I was coming in here, hoping to find a dramatic tale of sex, love and kittens. I am disappoint.


Yeah, I really read the title as "So my cat did it to my guitar case"

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Close the case, you silly goose. There's a reason there's a lid on that guitar case litter box.


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#36
Burn the cat.

Video tape it.

Put it on YouTube.

Get arrested.

Become famous.
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#37
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I would do that u see, but I hate blood

Come on, what kind of br00t4l metalhead are you?
#38
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what sort of material is it?
i'm sure a wet sponge could sort it out


its furry
A drumer is needed!!

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#39
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its furry

its kinky
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#40
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its kinky


its dirty
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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