#1
The other week I was told by this guy (that hardly knows me) that I was the funniest person he knew.. but I'm not here to gloat (but yeah it did feel good, even though he has no clue that I'm actually shockingly unfunny)

This got me thinking about the funniest person I knew - and I came to the conclusion that it was my Dad; There's just something about the way he tells stories and laughs and stuff that just makes me laugh, and he's always making stupid MS Paint style posters, that are really funny.

So I wanted to know who the funniest person you knew? not really so I can meet them, but I thought it would cheer people up thinking about funny times.

also what do you think makes someone funny and charismatic? and have you been told you are a funny guy or 'gal'?
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Me, thankfully.

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#7
my uncle. man he is so funny. you should have been there this one time. oh boy he is so funny.

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#8
This kid called Jacob that I know. He's a comedic genius. Can't think of any specific funny things he's done, it's more of just the conversations we've had that just crack me up. I've also been told I'm funny by a few people, but most people I know don't have the same taste in humour as me.
#9
A guy I know used to introduce me as "Collin, the funniest person of all time." Frankly I don't think that is accurate, but I'll take it.

The funniest people I know are two of my best friends. Oh and this guy that I know from school. He's funny as ****.
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This kid called Jacob that I know. He's a comedic genius. Can't think of any specific funny things he's done, it's more of just the conversations we've had that just crack me up. I've also been told I'm funny by a few people, but most people I know don't have the same taste in humour as me.


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Thanks.

Yeah the thing is, the Jacob I'm thinking of actually says funny things. You...not so much.
#13
My drummer. He has this ability to make bizarre and hilarious comments about anything you throw at him.
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#16
I tell you what annoys me though is when people build people up; "oh man this guy is so funny it's unreal, you should meet him, you'd love him" or "this guy is legend"

you meet that person and they're neither funny or like-able.. they're what I like to call a 'tosser'


that's usually me tbh (y)
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#17
My friend Travis and I can work together to be really funny. Besides that, probably a guy I know named Drew.
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I tell you what annoys me though is when people build people up; "oh man this guy is so funny it's unreal, you should meet him, you'd love him" or "this guy is legend"

you meet that person and they're neither funny or like-able.. they're what I like to call a 'tosser'


that's usually me tbh (y)


OH GOD! that's me isn't it. I'm one of the tossers.
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I tell you what annoys me though is when people build people up; "oh man this guy is so funny it's unreal, you should meet him, you'd love him" or "this guy is legend"

you meet that person and they're neither funny or like-able.. they're what I like to call a 'tosser'


that's usually me tbh (y)

It's probably because they're being introduced as this legend and they have to think up something hilarious on the spot. I can't do that and whatever I say is usually followed by an awkward silence.
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People tell me they like my jokes/stories. I write a lot of notes on facebook outlining the plights of thewho65 in my daily life as well as cultural things; they're a pretty big hit.

But the funniest person I know is one of my best friends. He has absolutely no censor and comes up with the most ridiculous analogies when he's trying to explain things
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Most people i know are funny in their own ways, i can't choose one person who is especially funny as we all have our own senses of humour.
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My drummer he is hilarious, he just comes up with stuff out of no where.
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It's probably because they're being introduced as this legend and they have to think up something hilarious on the spot. I can't do that and whatever I say is usually followed by an awkward silence.

yeah.. if people introduce me as that I do one of two things; lean over, be sick, and then say "niiiiice to meet you *in a slurred tone*" or I insult the new person "you nose is fooking huge"

both result in a look of disgust or a punch in the face

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I would say my friend getting pissed at CoD all the time is funny

that is me.. that game gets me so annoyed, but I play it all the time.
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#28
Frank Caliendo, I've actually met him multiple times because he's my best friends first cousin. He's 10 times more clever in person than the most clever person you know.
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