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#1
So I went to get a Döner today at this new place down the street. they have 3 different kinds of hot sauce, and me being the chilli lover that I am tried out the hottest sauce with a piece of bread, and it wasn't that bad. the owner warned me that it is pretty hot on the döner, so naturally I felt challenged, and ordered a döner with the hottest sauce.
The owner put TONS of the sauce on, and I of course thought "heh, I can take it".

I just ate it, and my mouth is burning like a motherfucking bitch, and I have no milk to ease the burning.

Have you ever done something to be "tough", that completely backfired?
#2
Nope. I'm pretty much flawless.
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#3
Döner-owned

My sister and I do stupid bets sometimes, which I always take on because I'm all cool and manly. One of the bets was to chug down 1 liter of milk the fastest. I won, but I kind of wish I hadn't

Also made a few drinking bets with friends that ended with me getting arrested after being completely wasted and "disturbing the peace".
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Last edited by Kensai at Nov 1, 2009,
#4
chugged a bunch of rum, vodka and whiskey, along with a couple beers and a joint to the face to impress some n00bs, it worked, but i ended up getting shipped home in a cab and blacked out and puked everywhere when i got home lol
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#5
Not exactly to be tough, but when I was about 7 I was dared to do a action film-style jump between two climbing frames (You know the jump I mean, sort of a horizontal dive). I miscalculated and broke my arm.
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Bet you can't do a gallon

These days I'm lactose intolerant and that large of a dose of soy milk is just... too much

I dare you to do it.
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#11
Vaseline will sooth the pain.

And whenever im asked to deliver i do by accident or disapear from the challenger.
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#13
Me and my friends had a competition to see which of us could hold Salt/Ice in our hands the longest. I won

I still have the scar and it was almost a year ago.













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Quote by Kensai
These days I'm lactose intolerant and that large of a dose of soy milk is just... too much

I dare you to do it.


I could easily do it
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These days I'm lactose intolerant and that large of a dose of soy milk is just... too much

I dare you to do it.


If Kenny Rogers taught us anything



its that nobody ever really wins a dairy challenge
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#22
One time in middle school, the cool kids made me eat a bowl of jalapinos and a bowl of onions. I was sick for a few days. and stayed out of school.
#23
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If Kenny Rogers taught us anything



its that nobody ever really wins a dairy challenge





Epic response. Kenny Rogers, what ever happened to him?

But usually me and my dad go head to head alot, he usually wins though, he's alot badder than me.

But other than that, people usually dont mess with me, I intimidate them too much.
I have tried doing solos in front of friends and completly failed, that usually sucks.
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But usually me and my dad go head to head alot, he usually wins though, he's alot badder than me.


I read that one /way/ too fast. xD
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#28
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...?

check out the what noise do bunnies make thread,

and i didnt execute well at all, owell tiredness prevails again.
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#31
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CM when I hovered and saw you talking about hotsauce, I thought it would end in 'acting tough' firing out your back.

Must say it was a slight disappointment.

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#33
Yep, I challenged my friend to a giant oreo-milk shake drinking contest (he didnt know he was in a contest but thats not the point..it was an unspoken contest). Chugged the whole thing in a literal 45 seconds flat. And kept it down. Brain freeze enduring and all.


Oh wait, this thread was supposed to be for failures wasnt it? *leaves*
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Yes, I ran away.

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#40
doners are ****ing rank




not very good meat methinks!

anyway on millenium eve i was trying to carry a crate of beer on frozen icy road...you can imagine what happens (i sprain my ankle and drop the ****ing beer)
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