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#1

Yee-haw any other true Amuricans in here to talk against the Zog?

*ITT talk like a redneck...Or don't.*
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#6
I'm from KY so I feel I should at least post here.

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#8
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#11
I live in South Florida, tons of redneck here. it sucks
2 + 2 = 4WHEEL DRIVE!!
I hate rednecks so much...
#12
I live in kentucky as well.
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#14
Quote by METALxHEAD164
I live in South Florida, tons of redneck here. it sucks
2 + 2 = 4WHEEL DRIVE!!
I hate rednecks so much...

I know what you mean man, I live in SF as well, its quite aggravating the ignorance.
#15
any other New England hicks on UG?
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#17
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weel our prezidant iz a coomienist natsi ruining 'murca, so weel all be krauts sum dey


Damn Tzar. but you gotta fight the Zog anyhow. *also guys be careful not to be racist or the mods will insert their Zog power*
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#19
I AM a redneck. Stuck between WV, KY, & TN. I dropped dat dar teevee ruhmote and broked it, I had ta fix it wit duck tape.
#20
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No, but I'm surrounded by them in NH!



i live right under the Pelham, NH/Dracut, MA border. at least youre not in vermont
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#21
Can we make a thread stereotyping underprivileged blacks next?
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#22
(With Slingblade accent) I went to dat dare west virginny to make love to ma 1st cuzzin, and we used da babies to catch negros wif.
#26
Oh.... hell.... I have to live around actual rednecks. Although I understand this thread is satirical, but.... I think I just died a little on the inside. I hate living in the South!
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#28
Lo'er Bama boy here got mee sum duel piypes and flo-masterz on mah truk sownds gud.
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#29
I feel obligated to post since I'm in Alabama. I'm pretty far from a redneck, but oh well. I will admit the majority of people who don't live in a large city in my state are at least a bit redneck.
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#30
Quote by METALxHEAD164
I live in South Florida, tons of redneck here. it sucks
2 + 2 = 4WHEEL DRIVE!!
I hate rednecks so much...

huh? I'm from South Florida and there were barely any rednecks around where I lived.
#31
All the hoes coughin truck is all soppin middle of newberry got the parkin lot rockin old folks hate but they still steadly watching wishin we would quit but us rednecks aint stoppin we mud boggin you stuck watchin wishin you could be with us cause the partys poppin you say you can dig man we aint sayin nothin your girl wanna be with us no i heard she said she wants a mud digger we keep the mud by the pound our tires stay roaring while we ridin through the town mud digger and i keep a bad truck around big truck tall suspenion 40 inches from the ground mud digger.
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#32
its funny to me that im up here in ultra liberal western Washington, kinda by Seattle, and yet theres still a good population of rednecks. i mean like, itll be like, normal town, normal town, redneck town? normal town.

the funniest thing to me is rich rednecks, or kids whos parents have money and are still rednecks. like, lets embrace a lifestyle that prepetuates poverty! OKAY!

i have no problem with rednecks, cuz i hunt and am conservative on certain issues, and im sure thats considered redneck.

o yeah. I LIFTED MA TRYUCK ON 52 INCH TARS, ITS BARELY LEGAL, JUSSS LIKE MAAAA GIIIRRRLLL. now pass me a burr.
#36
i drank too much burr n got ma tractor stuk in the front lawn! 3rd time dis week! y'all

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#38
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its funny to me that im up here in ultra liberal western Washington, kinda by Seattle, and yet theres still a good population of rednecks. i mean like, itll be like, normal town, normal town, redneck town? normal town.

the funniest thing to me is rich rednecks, or kids whos parents have money and are still rednecks. like, lets embrace a lifestyle that prepetuates poverty! OKAY!

i have no problem with rednecks, cuz i hunt and am conservative on certain issues, and im sure thats considered redneck.

o yeah. I LIFTED MA TRYUCK ON 52 INCH TARS, ITS BARELY LEGAL, JUSSS LIKE MAAAA GIIIRRRLLL. now pass me a burr.


so north of everrett south of bellingham eh?
Im actually a little redneck myself but, I hate the hardcore ones thar are like south will rise again and i hate ******s and what not. those guys are jackasses and give the coll rednecks a bad name.
#39
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I'm from KY so I feel I should at least post here.


Im from WV. I feel the same way...
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#40
Favorite thing I have heard a redneck say:
"I'm yer baby's daddy, and I'm yer cousin, ya gotta listen to me!"
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